Self denial of being easy to sleep with
She acted as the misti queen of England when she's just a common street hoe
by Dr thunder boy March 7, 2022
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The sexiest girl you'll ever meet ;) her vagina tastes of cherry's and she is the sweetest girl you'll ever meet she always makes people laugh ^.^ she just simply perfect
person 1- have you hung out with Misty Diaz lately?

person 2- hell yeah she's so perfect!
by Watermelonpussy January 26, 2014
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When you get in a tickle fight with your buddy and he laughs so hard it makes him pee a little, but you have a hat on to prevent splashback.
Oh man, that was some misty sombrero!
by boomdang February 10, 2023
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Means having wet butt cheeks from sitting on a bench after some mist
Ben got dem misty cheeks
by Cookie Monster10531 December 3, 2017
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Misty Blu is a girl who is very fragile on the inside but the toughest thing on the outside.
She is such a Misty Blu
by Country.GirlXP November 6, 2016
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When someone sucks a dick and blows smoke out their nose at the same time.
Yesterday that blonde bitch gave me the best frontside misty .
by Illuminater45 March 21, 2016
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A Misty Johnson is only accomplished after a long night of ejaculations, preferably with many sexual partners but also perhaps by yourself. After blowing too many loads this the result. Time to ejaculate again but all that happens is a faint feeling of jizzum followed by shame as you realize about nothing came out because you're all dried up.
Awe man, it was my turn to cum on Susan but I suffered from a Misty Johnson. She looked so disappointed and my balls hurt.
by BlastMasta February 15, 2020
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