Mateo

a fucking bitch who is also really hot but he's an asshole cuz he is, gets all the girls and is super popular, if you like him then your friends will probably start calling you by his last name

''Hey look it's Mateo''
''He's hot af ngl''
''HAHAHAAH YOU LIKE MATEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

by dude i need coffee February 17, 2022

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Mateo Wang

Weird dude that everyone at UCSB somehow knows. Resides in FT. Also known as mSUS.

Girl (pickup line): How do you know Mateo Wang?
Dude: He chewed our professor in physics.

by Lu-frog October 22, 2021

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Mateo&Storie are the best couple in the world. They need to stay together forever. Storie is free spirited and In love with Mateo.Mateo is in love with storie and cares so much about her and needs her.

“Mateo and storie are prefect Mateo&Storie are the best couple in the world. They need to stay together forever. Storie is free spirited and In love with Mateo.Mateo is in love with storie and cares so much about her and needs her.

by purrr💖 March 15, 2022

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mateo molenaar

a sexy 5'1 white male with a huge cock. looks like he sells burnt hot dog buns outside of a blockbuster. keeps at it with a chipmunk and is a d4 kicker committed to e wing university

damn mateo molenaar makes my stomach turn in circles with how big them damn ears are

by yo boiiy bigbird December 10, 2021

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mateo bedoya

THE SEXIEST MAN IN EXISTENCE OMG. IF YOU HAVE THIS NAME YOU AUTOMATICALLY ARE GOOD LOOKING AND THE SMARTEST MAN EVER. SOME MAY EVEN CONSIDER YOU A GOD

I wish i was dating mateo bedoya ;(

by Sizk.v December 27, 2022

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