tofu duty

When shit out poop

After we ate at the tofu bar buffet I had to make tofu duty

by H.R. Griffin April 23, 2016

Tofus

It’s a word to call your friends

“What up my Tofuses”

by The Merde Club September 3, 2020

tofu

Used to describe a really cool person.

"That absolute chad right there is such a tofu."

by really really really smart guy March 16, 2022

Tofu

Tofu when applied to dogs mean a fluffy and smart dog.
Everybody will love you. You are smart, curious, friendly and always willing to meet new places.

You are a very charismatic soul and everybody will love you

Another quality on you is speed! You are among the fastest in your group

Tofu you are an awesome dog and the fastest I know!

by Urban530% November 24, 2021

Tofu

Fake chicken.

I just ate some of that tofu stuff. Tasted just like real chicken.

by really not josh March 8, 2023

Tofu

Someone that is extremely attractive and maybe has thigh cancer.

Man, Tofu is so hot.

by YaNan6942069 January 31, 2023

tofu

the most beautiful girl in the world, an adorable person who cares too much ab other bitches

“oh look it s tofu”
“oh ye she s adorable”

by yourmomshotasf November 20, 2021