A person who has social problems and can't talk to girls. He most likely owns a Christian Minecraft server and says cussing is bad. He says things like "I cant believe I'm friends with a non Christian" and laughs at words like balls or deez nuts. He probably has more chromosomes than a normal person and he thinks having more is better. He has an awful reaction time and is pretty sped.
Person: Hey Noah Castro Catch the ball
Noah Castro: B-a-a- l- Oh no I messes up the spelling *proceeds to get hit in the face*
Noah Castro: B-a-a- l- Oh no I messes up the spelling *proceeds to get hit in the face*
by 4bigguys December 9, 2021
Angelina is a girl I want to stay with forever and marry because she’s really one of a kind and she’s really sweet to me and I love her so much and it hurts to think of her leaving because I did something bad or anything like that and I hope she doesn’t because she’s the only girl I truly love and she makes me so happy I wish I could be with her all the time
by Daddy_Thrax August 26, 2023
A bullshitter who can’t dress or play baseball and is gay and has no real friends if u have a Joshua as a friend drop them as soon as you can
by Machinegunnn April 14, 2022
"Hardy, don't forget to stop at Cliff's and pick up some lube on the way to the daily grind of being a Castro Fluffer."
by Killahrina January 16, 2008
Rome Castro is a BEAUTIFUL and funny girl with lusious brown hair and hazel brown eyes! She hates school and the mornings and loves summer. She thinks she isn't pretty and will deny it but others will be in awe of her beauty! She is super athletic and loves the patriots. Goes to JMHS '23, she can hide her emotions will, but she is emotional! She will always stay loyal and faithful to her bf and friends. :)
by romesbestfriend March 30, 2019
Edwin Castro took the lump-sum cash payment of $997.6 million, just a little bit shy from $1 billion.
by mrlyndonb40 October 22, 2023
Aysia Castro is a smart human being but can be very retarded in ways no one can comprehend. She is excellent in math but lacks in reading. She is innocent but can be a freak at times. She comes off as a mean and rude person but In reality has a very kind heart. She falls in love very easily and will give her heart and loyalty.
Wow she’s such an Aysia Castro
by Randle Simmons May 31, 2019