POON

The word POON/POONING means to have sexual intercourse with another person.

Stephen and I are going to go Poon... We just got done Pooning...

by Poonie! :D August 18, 2010

Poon

When you've got to poo real soon. The point at which you realize that it's coming, and pretty soon you won't be able to stop it, so you better find a fuckin toilet!

Get the fuck out of the shitter, I'm gonna poon!

by sirjamesalot August 22, 2008

Poon

female genitals

i dropped a load with my wet noodle on that chicks poon

by hty June 12, 2003

Pooned

The act of being so insecure that you must talk to every person in the room and tell them your last name is poon in an attempt to make them laugh and remember you.

I hate myself so much I pooned last night to try and make some friends. They laughed but ended up leaving me all alone.

by FuckDIss July 2, 2011

Poon

A McDonald’s phrase for when people order nuggets stands for people order our nuggets

Damn Jared we just took a forty poon

by RealBigRed February 14, 2019

Pooned

Another version of Pwned/Owned. Created in Counterstrike:Source by Mr.Brown.

"Oh snap. You just got pooned by a glock."

by glockmaster flash September 18, 2005

POONed

to beat someone or to kick ass

Tristan Pooned Daniel at Video Games

by TristanM May 14, 2008