Water Headache

Having a major headache after taking a shower, a bath, swimming or being in water for a long time. The headache usually occurs within a few minutes.

Jim: Dude, why does my head hurt so much!

Bob: Werent you in the shower ten minutes ago?

Jim: Yeah, but wh-

Bob: You have a water headache.

Jim: Ohhhhh ouch!

by Igiko Pop September 28, 2011

Attention headache

A headache you get from not getting enough attention

Hey bro nobody is texting me, I’m getting an attention headache. Thanks for teaching me this word Mike Davis

by Crx_407 December 31, 2021

Mall Headache (MH)

A sort of headache/migraine acquired once you step foot inside a mall - symptoms include at least one blind spot, heavy eyes, loss of concentration, non-verbal/speech impediment and the sensation of your head being split open.

Bro I've just been to the mall and I've now got a massive Mall Headache (MH) going.

by Sardman77 June 17, 2025

root beer headache

1.Root beer headache, n/ a typical greeting from someone lightly bopping you on the head and then lightly shaking it. 2. n / when a migraine occurs from bad air quality taking a aspirin with root beer and feeling awkward and going against the grain.

1.My uncle Ray who hasn't seen me in ages snuck up on me and gave me a Root beer headache.
2. Working at the carwash around black molds on a hot day gave me a headache with that aspirin and root beer feeling like someone lightly pounding on my head and shaking It.

by Flickertail December 21, 2024

pirate headache

A headache that takes place only behind one eye.

I've got a pirate headache behind me eye. Arrrrgh.

by Ultimatepacker April 28, 2017

grammar headache

A headache caused by the visual onslaught of grammatically incorrect text. Some times bringing out the grammar nazi in you.

Mike's essay have me a grammar headache. It had too many errors.

by P.L Johnsen May 3, 2017

Burned myself a headache

Someone did something that left him with a big feeling of pain inside their head. Usually self-inflicted and self-aware. Maybe this person did something inappropriate and has to sort things out.

"Bro, after you and Jenny talked she left the party early. What happened?"
"Yeah I know. My bad, I burned myself a headache"

by Yeahprobablyat8pmorso November 22, 2021