My headache hurts 

A redundant sentence. The fact that you have a headache already means it hurts, dumbass.

Angelina: My headache hurts!
Leslie: No shit Sherlock.

My headache hurts by I hate onions (raw+green) June 14, 2024

Mall Headache (MH) 

A sort of headache/migraine acquired once you step foot inside a mall - symptoms include at least one blind spot, heavy eyes, loss of concentration, non-verbal/speech impediment and the sensation of your head being split open.

Bro I've just been to the mall and I've now got a massive Mall Headache (MH) going.

Mall Headache (MH) by Sardman77 June 17, 2025

one-eyed headache 

This is when a person feels like the have a headache on only one side of the head, particularly felt on top of the eye or on the eyebrow.

person one: whats wrong?
person two: Dude I have this horrible headache, but its only one side!!
person one: oh, you must have a one-eyed headache.

one-eyed headache by Carlos Santiago September 26, 2005

a chronic headache 

a group of Sariyas

Look at that pride of lions and a chronic headache of Sariyas

a chronic headache by Cheeky Corners October 31, 2020

Burned myself a headache 

Someone did something that left him with a big feeling of pain inside their head. Usually self-inflicted and self-aware. Maybe this person did something inappropriate and has to sort things out.

"Bro, after you and Jenny talked she left the party early. What happened?"
"Yeah I know. My bad, I burned myself a headache"

Burned myself a headache by Yeahprobablyat8pmorso November 22, 2021

High Fructose Headache 

A glaggleland item that powers your mechanical ascension x setup where it is 10x but per density is 1x more and max is 1000x

"Oh boy! I can't wait to use my High Fructose Headache with 100 Density!"
Uwuwuwuwuwuwwuwuwuwu

High Fructose Headache by Lavilz January 19, 2023

3 DAY HEADACHE 

3 DAY HEADACHE is a banger of a song from the singer NOAHFINNCE which will scratch ur brain perfectly, because of the substances noah used “little bit of crack sprinkled into the chorus” as he said.

Person 1: WOW! i love 3 DAY HEADACHE i love the part where it goes all boom boom.
Person 2: I love the song so much! We are the coolest because we listen to such good music!

3 DAY HEADACHE by aled_simonsfishtank January 4, 2024