John Headache

The inventor of the headache. Created when John Headache tried to think too hard in 1882. We hate this guy and his cursed invention.

Remember people, we were supposed to live a world free from thought. Thinking only makes brain sad and hurty.

"my head hurts wtf"
"You are likely experiencing a headache. These grievances were created by one John Headache. You have him and only him to blame. Stop thinking immediately to reduce harm."

by TheRatEmpire November 8, 2023

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Headache

The 2nd worst flaw of the human body, aside from the most sensitive nerves being in your balls

I have a headache ow ow ow ow kill me ow ow ow

by iminhellplshelpahhh September 30, 2024

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Headache with pictures

Trying to block ads on Instagram. No matter how many your block, a hundred more appear.

Every time I block an ad on Instagram, I get this headache with pictures. More and more and more ads. It’s a visual migraine.

by Wi$dom February 13, 2022

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hungarian headache

When you get your a** whopped by a gaurd outside a club after he bodyslammed you into the concrete.

What happened to Tim ” he messed with the gaurd and got a premium Hungarian Headache”

by BIGMANSMALLPLAN January 21, 2023

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High Fructose Headache

A glaggleland item that powers your mechanical ascension x setup where it is 10x but per density is 1x more and max is 1000x

"Oh boy! I can't wait to use my High Fructose Headache with 100 Density!"
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by Lavilz January 19, 2023

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Water Headache

Having a major headache after taking a shower, a bath, swimming or being in water for a long time. The headache usually occurs within a few minutes.

Jim: Dude, why does my head hurt so much!

Bob: Werent you in the shower ten minutes ago?

Jim: Yeah, but wh-

Bob: You have a water headache.

Jim: Ohhhhh ouch!

by Igiko Pop September 28, 2011

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