Virtual headache

A psychosymatic headache caused by a virtual existence.

Muy virtual headache was caused by all the shit I have to put up with.

by Red Yankee January 6, 2021

Headaches

You have to combat them.

The girl whined about so many headaches and stomach aches as a kid that her mother told her she could do that for a living, so she did. She started making headache medicine commercials.

by Solid Mantis January 8, 2021

Adult Headache

A headache brought on by excessive consumption of alchohol.

Mom has an adult headache right now. Have some money to go hang out with your friends.

by Brielle6464 March 2, 2021

Headache with pictures

Trying to block ads on Instagram. No matter how many your block, a hundred more appear.

Every time I block an ad on Instagram, I get this headache with pictures. More and more and more ads. It’s a visual migraine.

by Wi$dom February 13, 2022

Headache

The 2nd worst flaw of the human body, aside from the most sensitive nerves being in your balls

I have a headache ow ow ow ow kill me ow ow ow

by iminhellplshelpahhh September 30, 2024

root beer headache

1.Root beer headache, n/ a typical greeting from someone lightly bopping you on the head and then lightly shaking it. 2. n / when a migraine occurs from bad air quality taking a aspirin with root beer and feeling awkward and going against the grain.

1.My uncle Ray who hasn't seen me in ages snuck up on me and gave me a Root beer headache.
2. Working at the carwash around black molds on a hot day gave me a headache with that aspirin and root beer feeling like someone lightly pounding on my head and shaking It.

by Flickertail December 21, 2024

Mall Headache (MH)

A sort of headache/migraine acquired once you step foot inside a mall - symptoms include at least one blind spot, heavy eyes, loss of concentration, non-verbal/speech impediment and the sensation of your head being split open.

Bro I've just been to the mall and I've now got a massive Mall Headache (MH) going.

by Sardman77 June 17, 2025