Mall Headache (MH)

A sort of headache/migraine acquired once you step foot inside a mall - symptoms include at least one blind spot, heavy eyes, loss of concentration, non-verbal/speech impediment and the sensation of your head being split open.

Bro I've just been to the mall and I've now got a massive Mall Headache (MH) going.

by Sardman77 June 17, 2025

3 DAY HEADACHE

3 DAY HEADACHE is a banger of a song from the singer NOAHFINNCE which will scratch ur brain perfectly, because of the substances noah used “little bit of crack sprinkled into the chorus” as he said.

Person 1: WOW! i love 3 DAY HEADACHE i love the part where it goes all boom boom.
Person 2: I love the song so much! We are the coolest because we listen to such good music!

by aled_simonsfishtank January 4, 2024

headache

A nigga with a medium size big dick and he is cool to be around with and a very horny nigga he loves to fuck

Girl: Oh that’s headache we just fucked yesterday !

by anonymous May 19, 2024

Breakup headache

When you wake up at sadnigga hours between the times of 3-6 am ... possibly even earlier and you get this insane headache wondering why but then you rmb you just got out of a relationship w the person you thought you would be with forever and then not only your heart but also your chest starts to ache in a way that science cannot explain but we all know it exists bc we feel it and you want to cry but you can’t bc your head hurts so bad and you are stuck w pain and the thoughts of what could’ve been... you pop some aspirin but it feels like it’s never ending then yours eyes start to burn a bit bc you just want it to end you just want to sleep in peace but you can’t. You’re just left with a unnecessary amount of thoughts and memories that just keep appearing uncontrollably . It feels like it’s getting worse before it gets better.

I woke up with a breakup headache and I sat there In agony.

by Truthhcentrall July 2, 2019

grammar headache

A headache caused by the visual onslaught of grammatically incorrect text. Some times bringing out the grammar nazi in you.

Mike's essay have me a grammar headache. It had too many errors.

by P.L Johnsen May 3, 2017

bath headache

when you get out of a hot bath and all your mucles seem weak

i cant do the yardwork right now i have a bath headache

by jojopotatoe42 November 3, 2020

pirate headache

A headache that takes place only behind one eye.

I've got a pirate headache behind me eye. Arrrrgh.

by Ultimatepacker April 28, 2017