by The Insult Man May 19, 2021
An expression of incruligerity at the fact that something has happened or something is true. Could also be seen as shock at a given situation.
Man City just lost to Burnley 3-2 after being 2 ahead with only 10 mins to go. "Well butter my crumpets, would you look at that."
by Cheesy Chips April 2, 2020
Party consisting of a cheater, cheatee, and SO during BUTTB sharing idle chit chat in attempts to keep the SO of the cheater from realizing the debt of the relationship between the other two where the cheatee wears bells on her nipples to keep the atmosphere lively.
Kevin had Tea-n-Crumpets with bells on yesterday as the whole room watched to make sure they wouldn't miss any excitement between the broods. The entire event was a let down.
by Shyantha February 2, 2007
by Ryan and Ricemaster-X January 14, 2009
by Rebecca Haw February 23, 2010
A.K.A. The Best Damn Band In Chippenham College. Known for such classics as "Walnut" and "Yum, Yum, Someone else's food"
by James 'Natty' Lloyd October 21, 2003
When one gets over excited whilst watching some scantily clad ladies, and edjaculates in ones pants all over their crumpets!
"Is that some side dabloons I see?..................*10 seconds later*.................. Gosh darn it! I just spilled tea all over my crumpets!"
by Hellsayeah June 5, 2012