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controller knee balance

if a person can balance a video game controller on their knee for over 2 seconds they deserve sex from a person of their choice
person one: “hey bro! i finally got the controller knee balance”
person two: “you know what that means, time for you to fuck jessica
by pepe123englishpenis January 4, 2022
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Caterpillar Balancing

A strip of soft hair grown above the upper lip of an adolescent man, growth similar that to a moustache, but resembles that of a hairy caterpillar balancing on the upper lip.
Look at his little moustache, it looks more like a Caterpillar Balancing on his top lip.
by Taxi Tango July 13, 2024
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Perfect Balance

Perfect Balance is a fusion between balance and counterbalance you got example A. Most often called perfect balance but it's rather immovable balance like that of a cone being placed in a sphere via phase like fusion always working itself equal in position as the cone inside the sphere is alligned. And B. Genuine perfect balance example being many cones in all different directions evenly being phase like fused inside a sphere where effected mass is unchanged but mass effect changes productively such as infinity roll or spin. This is more perfect balance in consideration of masses composite build.
The perfect balance of the planets in majority sum leaves one grasping blindly at the event of composition.
by PsymonCasanova May 8, 2024
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see me balance man!

"dude check out my hair! see me balance man!"
by Brian Stewart September 18, 2007
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counter-balancing

Someone trying to take things from balanced to imbalanced.
He/she kept trying to throw things off by counter-balancing everything all the time, even when it wasn't actually helping anybody but him/her. Since he/she held nothing sacred, no underdog or favorite, they were all just pawns like everyone and everything else to him/her.
by The Original Agahnim November 14, 2021
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Balance Transfer

To insert one's penis into a third party's mouth after anal sex with a differant individual.
Man, that threesome was nuts. Those two girls let me make a balance transfer and everything.
by Keith Raymond September 21, 2007
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