"checks and balances" system

A form of government-operation whereby you are guaranteed "level" or "fair overall" treatment if you are generous with your "checks" to bribe local/state/federal officials, or if you are sufficiently rich (i.e., you have a large enough "balance" in da bank) that said officials feel obliged to make special allowances for you.

We may ostensibly have a "checks and balances" system, but it never seems to help out "da little guy" very much.

by QuacksO January 1, 2019

Wii Balance Board

A Wii accacory that can weigh things and detect their balance and has a maximum weight of 330 lbs

The Wii Balance Board is used in some Wii games

by Pat1225 August 23, 2018

Balance

Balance is not moving a Confederate statue somewhere nobody will argue over it and keeping it hidden, like an ostrich head. Balance is a Martin Luther King statue here in your face, and right next to it is a Confederate statue in your face, whether you like it or not. It's not compromising everything to get along, since that's a good way to end up fucked by the people trying to get you to compromise (and lose) everything.

Balance is not always pretty or peaceful, and it isn't meant to be that way.

by Solid Mantis April 13, 2021

Balance

Balance is the (sometimes same) old shit and the new shit. The old friends and the new friends, and never replacing one with the other for anybody.

Someone had tried to throw him/her off balance.

by Solid Mantis April 13, 2021

Balance baby

A joke said by Kurtis Conner in his video “I’m terrified of this man” the man he is talking about in the video says the words balance baby and is known as a baby that can balance on anything.

“I love a girl who can look great one day and homeless the next, balance baby.

by Lemon on the floor June 27, 2022

Caterpillar Balancing

A strip of soft hair grown above the upper lip of an adolescent man, growth similar that to a moustache, but resembles that of a hairy caterpillar balancing on the upper lip.

Look at his little moustache, it looks more like a Caterpillar Balancing on his top lip.

by Taxi Tango July 13, 2024

controller knee balance

if a person can balance a video game controller on their knee for over 2 seconds they deserve sex from a person of their choice

person one: “hey bro! i finally got the controller knee balance”
person two: “you know what that means, time for you to fuck jessica”

by pepe123englishpenis January 4, 2022