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Shirk-life balance

The active consideration of your need to relax in relation to your work life. A failure to acknowledge your need to shirk during the working week could lead to unnatural levels of stress and taking yourself dangerously seriously. An increase in nap time while working from home could constitute a positive addition to your shirk-life balance.
'Sorry, I can't take on that task. I've really been working on my shirk-life balance'.
by OGH Savage November 17, 2022
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Balance Billing

The reason why weeks after you have any health care you get stacks of bills from the doctor, the facility, the nurse, the pharmacy, the lab, and the guy who cleans the floors every other Saturday.

Even after you've paid the stupid $20 copay.
"I went to my doctor two months ago for a sore throat and I paid my $20 copay. Now I've gotten $847 worth of extra bills for the office visit, strep test, and a shot of penicillin. The office manager told me that was how much I owe in balance billing since I haven't met my $12,000 deductible."
by WackeMD October 3, 2018
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Drug Balancing

The act of utilizing various drugs from uppers to downers to balance out how you feel.
Mickey snorted some coke before he went out to gamble. After awhile he felt jittery and needed to do some drug balancing, so he took some Xanax to equalize his feelings.
by Defectedambassadors February 19, 2017
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harmonic balancer

The main drive pulley of an engine; mounted on the fromt end of the crankshaft. Harmonic balancers are weighted to keep the crankshaft balance in order to reduce vibration.
Frank: The dang harmonic balancer is frozen to the crankshaft!
Allan: Probably gonna have to use a harmonic balancer puller, Frank.
Frank: Wow! They actually make those?!
Allan: Yep
by Carburetor1963 July 21, 2018
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balanced ratio

A rare internet occurrence where there is a same amount of likes and comments on a post
One of my posts on Reddit got a balanced ratio. It had 27 comments and 27 upvotes.
by AdinbutimnotAdinimQuinn November 29, 2024
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smart balance

I can’t eat my toast without some smart balance!
by Fatman July 28, 2018
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Balance Transfer

To insert one's penis into a third party's mouth after anal sex with a differant individual.
Man, that threesome was nuts. Those two girls let me make a balance transfer and everything.
by Keith Raymond September 21, 2007
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