Basford-Pruning

Basford-Pruning is the act of grooming one self. Most often associated with the trimming of the pubic region, but can also mean a beard trim or hair cut. Most often used before a hot date or before an important occasion.

Guy One: You taking that girl out tonight?
Guy Two: Yeah, better get a jiffy on need to have a Basford-pruning before I meet her
Guy One: Hopeful of getting lucky then?
Guy Two: Always best to be prepared

by MrBDog84 August 29, 2013

The Prune

An older wrinkly woman who only hangs out with gay men. Very similar to a fag hag. Typically in allot of debt and has no assets.

When is the prune going to turn up? I cant see any at the bar at the moment! One cant be far away!

by Cruz Chch May 19, 2011

prune cake

The sight of a large number of scrotums

Suddenly they were all on top of her, and it looked like prune cake for a while.

by Sunsweet October 17, 2010

Eyelash Pruning

Tickling your partner's asscrack to the point where she can't take it anymore and shits everywhere

"Sorry my breath smells, I was eyelash pruning my mom last night"

by Mcchickenboi December 10, 2018

Prune juice posse

A group of older people.

the older guys at the department are the prune juice posse

by painter83 July 18, 2011

prune swoon

A smelly fart.

That was a prune swoon. Sorry,

by Ereck Flowers November 21, 2018

cantankerous prune

A fake community member in an NFT group who preaches smashing floors but ends up pumping bags instead.

PSA for the unaware - this dude runs organized pumps and socially bullies people into doing what's best for HIS bags. He's always been a cantankerous prune.

by YuriDCulus February 2, 2022