"wow i think you might be about to Sam everywhere"
"No i'll be fine i'm just gonna lie down"
*sams everywhere*
"told you so"
"No i'll be fine i'm just gonna lie down"
*sams everywhere*
"told you so"
by swjmc August 20, 2011
Get the Sam mug.Loves America. Wears a lot of camo. Likely a son of a family who fought all the battles. Large and strapping. Heavily armed and loves to hunt and fish. Would easily fit in with Duck Dynasty types. A loyal friend who is popular with the ladies due to his incredible strength. May seem like a one-dimensional character, but is funny as hell and smokes a littlelot. He freaks people out when they find out he speaks Spanish and understood everything they just said about him.
Man 1: Dude, I'm bored.
Man 2: Yeah, go call that Grizzly Adams Sam. Kick it in the sticks a while, smoke a little, laugh our asses off, and hit up some ladies.
Man 2: Yeah, go call that Grizzly Adams Sam. Kick it in the sticks a while, smoke a little, laugh our asses off, and hit up some ladies.
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Get the Sam mug.A man that is usually making weird noises for no reason, with no meaning. Will make jokes that only make him laugh. Also known as the professional baseball player that played for the Brunswick Bat cage as a youngin, but never went pro due to a career ending injury. "Growing up in the Wick was tough, and I would have made it out of the mud if it wasn't for that darned injury."
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