Sam

To Sam is to throw up after going on particularly spinney rides at a music festival

"wow i think you might be about to Sam everywhere"
"No i'll be fine i'm just gonna lie down"
*sams everywhere*
"told you so"

by swjmc August 20, 2011

Sam

The type of person a nigga will simp for for a straight year

Man that nigga has been dumping for sam for months MONTHS

by Fuck bbiiiiiiii July 21, 2020

Sam

smart
ass
man

hello you sam

by qwertghnm, May 17, 2016

Sam

The sexiest of creatures ever. He has a massive cock and anyone he looks at instantly wants his dick. He weighs 600kg and has the strongest chin. Be is a beautiful creature with constant raging boner. He is the deity of a religion called Sam's Witnesses.

Sam so so sexy

by SamLovers February 15, 2023

Sam

Sam is the nicest person ever. He will always be there for you and he always has your back. He is honestly the BESTEST person in the world

"Sam is the best"
"I'm so lucky to have him in my life"

by Smart kid fan October 10, 2019

Sam

Sam is a JERK and will ruin your life, he will try to make you do every thing for him, and he complains 24/7. He can go and suck a sewage drain.

Person 1- Sam can you pick up my pencil?
Sam- No go pick it up yourself.
Person 1- *Cry because Sam is mean*

by CountJingleKitty December 28, 2018

Sam

Super

At

Masturbation

That guy is shuch a Sam

by Stankkkk March 30, 2019