ALCOHOL - The oldest mousetrap set by the Devil so as to take the souls of otherwise good people with unlimited, but now wasted potential.
• OVER 2 MILLION PEOPLE DIE A YEAR IN THE USA ALONE FROM ALCOHOL DIRECTLY AND 6-8 MILLION INJURED. WHEN YOU'RE DONE READING THIS A DOZEN+ PPL WILL HAVE BEEN INJURED OR DIED FROM THIS LEGAL POISON.
• NO ONE HAS EVER EVER DIED OR BEEN SERIOUSLY INJURED FROM CANNABIS BUT HAVE BEEN CURED AND IT HAS BEEN USED BY HUMANITY FOR JUST ABOUT THE WHOLE OF THE HOMO ERECTUS OR AT LEAST VERY PRIMITIVE HUMANS AND THERE IS NO DAMAGING OR HARMFUL HISTORY OF ANYTHING EVER HAPPENNING *ESPECIALLY* THOSE THINGS THAT PEOPLE DO WHEN ALCOHOL HAS BEEN CONSUMED (just bc you hear the noise on the news and the standard line, "the driver was shown to have traces of marijuana in his system at the time of the car accident," as is often said by newsreaders on tv. The cannabis HAS NOTHING to do with the auto accident...did the other person have a phone on their ear? Were they hungover, or worse yet drunk? Heck, maybe it was an ACCIDENT in the truest sense. But since the at-fault driver is the one reported on as the 'bad guy' it just helps to sensationalize the stupid story if they can cap it off with that line.
• OVER 2 MILLION PEOPLE DIE A YEAR IN THE USA ALONE FROM ALCOHOL DIRECTLY AND 6-8 MILLION INJURED. WHEN YOU'RE DONE READING THIS A DOZEN+ PPL WILL HAVE BEEN INJURED OR DIED FROM THIS LEGAL POISON.
• NO ONE HAS EVER EVER DIED OR BEEN SERIOUSLY INJURED FROM CANNABIS BUT HAVE BEEN CURED AND IT HAS BEEN USED BY HUMANITY FOR JUST ABOUT THE WHOLE OF THE HOMO ERECTUS OR AT LEAST VERY PRIMITIVE HUMANS AND THERE IS NO DAMAGING OR HARMFUL HISTORY OF ANYTHING EVER HAPPENNING *ESPECIALLY* THOSE THINGS THAT PEOPLE DO WHEN ALCOHOL HAS BEEN CONSUMED (just bc you hear the noise on the news and the standard line, "the driver was shown to have traces of marijuana in his system at the time of the car accident," as is often said by newsreaders on tv. The cannabis HAS NOTHING to do with the auto accident...did the other person have a phone on their ear? Were they hungover, or worse yet drunk? Heck, maybe it was an ACCIDENT in the truest sense. But since the at-fault driver is the one reported on as the 'bad guy' it just helps to sensationalize the stupid story if they can cap it off with that line.
Cousin Roy: "It's not surprising he's where he's
at after all the drunken trouble he gets into.
That's why me, I don't touch the Devil's
Nectar."
Me: "Yeah I agree, friend. I am not a fan myself.
I stick with God's Gift that he put onto this
Earth as naturally as the sunlight. That
wonderful calming plant known as
Cannabis."
Cousin Roy: "Yeah; I'm no mouse gettin caught
in the mousetrap set up to catch me and trap
me. Not to mention everything good that
happens, I have memories of it unlike, well,
those who partake in the consumption of the
Devil's Nectar. Weed4ever bro."
at after all the drunken trouble he gets into.
That's why me, I don't touch the Devil's
Nectar."
Me: "Yeah I agree, friend. I am not a fan myself.
I stick with God's Gift that he put onto this
Earth as naturally as the sunlight. That
wonderful calming plant known as
Cannabis."
Cousin Roy: "Yeah; I'm no mouse gettin caught
in the mousetrap set up to catch me and trap
me. Not to mention everything good that
happens, I have memories of it unlike, well,
those who partake in the consumption of the
Devil's Nectar. Weed4ever bro."
by SativaSunset, aka The All Day February 20, 2017
The superior alternative to calling someone honey, hon, or hun. Especially used by vegans and those who like being a little excentric.
The superior alternative to calling someone honey, hon, or hun. Especially used by vegans and those who like being a little excentric.
'Damn you win that one my agave nectar'
'Damn you win that one my agave nectar'
by Moanadamassive October 10, 2021
by jimmy87 September 18, 2013
The first organic nectar substitute created specifically for honey bees, Nectar Gold is a 100% organic solution to keeping colonies happy, healthy, and productive. Nectar Gold has been shown to increase harvests by up to 20%
by Nectar_Gold January 20, 2012
The pungent odor wafting from the magical spot between the balls and leg mixed with gold bond powder. Prevalent in cooks and others who work in hot environments on their feet for extended periods.
by theangrybovine May 25, 2015
The epitome of awesome and cool. When something is so perfect that "cool" or "awesome" or "kickin" is just not enough.
by Stoolie October 25, 2013
1.)Drink that when consumed by biddies causes them to be DTF, good examples of biddy nectar are Mike's and Mike's Harder.
2.)Drink that when consumed by girls causes their animal instincts to act up.
2.)Drink that when consumed by girls causes their animal instincts to act up.
Jon: Why is your fridge full of Mike's bro.
Tim: That's Biddy Nectar.
Jon: Biddy nectar?
Tim: Yea, man you give it to girls and it causes them to go crazy!
Jon: Like DTF?
Tim: Exactly!!
Tim: That's Biddy Nectar.
Jon: Biddy nectar?
Tim: Yea, man you give it to girls and it causes them to go crazy!
Jon: Like DTF?
Tim: Exactly!!
by xcbrit91 July 13, 2011