The janitor left a passive aggressive note on the wall asking people not to yank it in the showers because he was tired of cleaning up the Mateo every week.
by 135218930 November 29, 2021
People with this name have a very big dick and always have girls around them. If you know a person who his name is Mateo dont leave them. Trust me!
by Rakderr69420 November 22, 2021
Mateo is a very interesting species. He begs for attention, making himself the victim normaly with girls. You can laugh with him, but he is goofy af and dont know when the party has come to the end. He is very cool cause every weekend he ski or goes to tenerife. He can also be called Stuart, due to his coolness. He loves to drink voska with water and sleep at a park when he has a safe home to sleep.
by Blaackfuckingcock September 29, 2023
mateo is hot sweet and should be praised by every human being YEA YOU KELLEE AND GREENLEEE PRAISE ME.
by diediedeidei June 2, 2021
A super gay guy, most likely from or born in Poland . Thinks his real name is spelled as “Matthew” . Drives a black pick up truck. Cries in the shower while listening to “I want to Dance with somebody” by Whitney Huston
by Hugedong42069 March 30, 2023
A super gay guy. Most likely polish or American Polish . Drives a black truck . Does not know how to use any tools . Cries in the shower while listening to “I want to dance with somebody “ by Whitney Huston
by Hugedong42069 March 30, 2023
by Boy boy gang May 26, 2022