by Ralph o'rorke September 24, 2017
When you are a six foot eight varsity basketball player and need your skinny five foot four friend to set you up with a girl and she agrees to go on a date with you but claims she has ACT tutoring and goes to a party.
by Terb01 September 28, 2020
"Did you see that? Dude made a joke about that girl and the other dude walked up and Smithed him hard!"
"He made fun of my woman so I Smithed that punk." "Who's funny now Bitch!"
"He made fun of my woman so I Smithed that punk." "Who's funny now Bitch!"
by Cozmo Kidd March 30, 2022
Someone who just spews 'jargen' at any given moment to ascend what he thinks is the social ladder but its actually just the degenerate ladder.
Potentially you may be idling and start to think of some random words you can construe in a completely unreasonable way and apply it to a scenario which does not relate or warrant them at all and then you start to change the words and formulate a story with characters that rhyme or half rhyme with your new words and then just go down the verbal-mental rabbit hole.
Potentially you may be idling and start to think of some random words you can construe in a completely unreasonable way and apply it to a scenario which does not relate or warrant them at all and then you start to change the words and formulate a story with characters that rhyme or half rhyme with your new words and then just go down the verbal-mental rabbit hole.
Person 1: "Major maggot brains healthy kids meals"
*development*
Person 2: "Majoris maggot brans healthy school meals"
*development*
Person 1 *while laughing*: "you're such a jargen-smith"
*development*
Person 2: "Majoris maggot brans healthy school meals"
*development*
Person 1 *while laughing*: "you're such a jargen-smith"
by Jargenite2000 May 23, 2019
literally the best person you will ever meet in your whole life, he’s smart, understanding, hilarious and can be super lovey at times. He’s also very protective of the people he loves the most. Most people would value him a “good friend”
by kioalaa July 16, 2023
To smack the shit out of somebody. To make a statement about someone and then receive The Consequences and Repercussions of that statement in A slap that you saw & knew was coming from a mile away, and then do nothing about it but shut your bitch ass up because you know you was wrong. i.e., physically corrected for disrespect with a smack to the face.
by Mrdm1 March 28, 2022
1. Another word for cuckold or cucked. The act of letting you wife fuck other dudes .
2. Act of your wife letting you know she doesn't need you permission to fuck other dudes.
3. Act of vioently losing your composure in a public place
2. Act of your wife letting you know she doesn't need you permission to fuck other dudes.
3. Act of vioently losing your composure in a public place
by Nonessentialjake March 29, 2022