The person (typically male) who has accumulated a music library on their iPod that all others would dream of, but wastes it by insisting that one must only listen to their crappy On-The-Go playlists, or listen to it exclusively on shuffle without skipping songs; thus creating the Dentist Music Effect and therefore becoming the guy nobody likes.
Shane: "Have you seen Todd's iPod!?"
Lisa: "No."
Shane: "Oh, well it has every song anyone could possibly ever want, AND he updates it regularly. Too bad he's a juke box zero and never lets me listen to anything but his Simon & Garfunkle playlist and his extensive collection of Louisiana Blue Grass.
Lisa: "What a fucker! I hate Todd!"
Lisa: "No."
Shane: "Oh, well it has every song anyone could possibly ever want, AND he updates it regularly. Too bad he's a juke box zero and never lets me listen to anything but his Simon & Garfunkle playlist and his extensive collection of Louisiana Blue Grass.
Lisa: "What a fucker! I hate Todd!"
by Their pseudonym November 20, 2009
A DJ that only plays top 40, or 100, music in a bar and nightclub. The music is not remixed or mashed-up at all, but instead the DJ transfers from one original track to another.
The DJ spins music similar to the single tracks heard on popular day time radio (not remixes), has no or very little creativity with the tracks, and lacks in interacting with the crowd of listeners. Audiences are almost better off listening to a juke box.
The DJ spins music similar to the single tracks heard on popular day time radio (not remixes), has no or very little creativity with the tracks, and lacks in interacting with the crowd of listeners. Audiences are almost better off listening to a juke box.
by mixnscratch February 6, 2010
What an Indian store owner calls a white,pot smoking,curly haired employee,who never shows up on time or at all,and does no work what so ever even when he does show up,and leaves early.
by Sgm the heretic March 9, 2007
by Voneville August 16, 2005
The Juke is a shot of jagermiester but instead of normal energy drink mix together Apple Sourz and Smirnoff Ice to make a toxic looking mixer then drop in your jager shot and bottoms up
This drink has a big kick as it is pure alcohol used to make, it has a ver fruity kind of refreshing taste and are very easy to pour and easy to drink all night
enjoy
This drink has a big kick as it is pure alcohol used to make, it has a ver fruity kind of refreshing taste and are very easy to pour and easy to drink all night
enjoy
by Adam Macca Macklam May 16, 2011
TONY said to me one day, "so i was white boy juking across the field in pe when i tripped after doing my white boy juke and i fucking rolled into the safe zone. then i white boy juked my way up to the football and then i white boy juked all the way to my side. white boy juke for the win!
did i mention i was doing the white boy juke?"
did i mention i was doing the white boy juke?"
by Samalia March 22, 2009
a juke so complete that you cannot escape it. As you move away to avoid a first juke, a second one comes at you from the other side and you find yourself stuck in a double dick gay juke. can be used in many different situations.
guy1: so i got yelled at work to change my days around so we could go watch that show, and she tells me shes going with someone else...
guy2: bro, you got double dick gay juked
guy2: bro, you got double dick gay juked
by raph852 December 4, 2008