Homiesexual

When the only person you find attractive is Homer Simpson

"I was watching The Simpsons and i think i might be Homiesexual

by Aheago January 5, 2021

Homiesexual

Homiesexual is the sexuality in which you perform sus acts with the homies, but it's not gay since it's the homies. This is provided you say "no homo" after each sus activity. If you do not say no homo, you are no longer homiesexual, but rather homosexual.

Person 1: Yo did you hear that Jack and John had a 10 hour anal session this weekend? That's gay af
Person 2: no, that homiesexual since their homies
Person 1: but apparently jack forgot to say no homo
Person 2: o shit then he's definitely homosexual, not homiesexual

by ExplosiveShit October 7, 2021

Homiesexual

When the bro at the bar acts like your homie, buys you some beers, has a good convo; but then at the end of the night tries to wine and dine ya before cumming in the back door.

Henry's walking weird this morning... Must've ran into a homiesexual

by bilbobaghins December 1, 2021

Homiesexual

When your gay for the homies but not gay

Dude 1: Im homiesexual
Dude 2: Aren’t we all?

by YatagaOfDarkz April 14, 2021

Homiesexual

When you are straight but you act sus around the homies.

Homei: Bro, are you gay, stop acting sus
Me: Bro, it's chill, I'm homiesexual

by OJohnnyLad March 28, 2021

Homiesexual

The sexual orientation of which you only fall for you homies, and for your homies only.

After kissing the homies good night, he had found out he was indeed homiesexual

by n0vera September 27, 2021

homiesexual

gay with the homies

for the boys im homiesexual

by zeta1234 December 8, 2021