The time Seth is supposed to wake up

No earlier than 9:00am. The act of waking up any earlier is considered a war crime and is against banned by the Geneva convention. Deer like to sleep in as well.

The time Seth is supposed to wake up is 9.

by Skmj1221 November 7, 2020

full service wake up call

When your woman wakes up and sucks your morning wood...insists you cum in her mouth...then rings you out from behind the beans until your dry and then goes to work..

She grabbed my morning wood and gave me a full service wake up call....mmm.

by Raw ghost rider November 3, 2023

Waking up gucci on my pjs

A song by Tydus Talbott that integrated into a Meme That TikTok is gonna ruin.

J: Hey that girl texted you Nolan: Waking up gucci on my pjs

by Cupcakebackpack April 4, 2023

Windy Wake-up Call

Waking up someone by passing a bare assed breezy gust of excrement-laden gas in their face.

"I would have gotten her up with the Windy Wake-up call, but last time she punched my dick."

by Joel Bolt-On March 11, 2010

WAKE UP its the first of the month

One of Playboi Cartis songs

WAKE UP ITS THE FIRST OF THE MONTH

by Teki September 1, 2021

alabama balls to wall wake up call

Is that act of putting Hot sauce on a guys balls and dick. while he’s sleeping.

I heard Ashley’s found out Jake was cheating, she gave him a Alabama balls to wall wake up call.

by cafetrollcat March 12, 2020

tell your eye to wake the fuck up

A rude insult you make to someone who has lazy-eye or is cross-eyed

Mike: Bro you got shit in your eye!

Dan: Don't even start me with your eyes! Tell your eye to wake the fuck up

by Mr. Anonymous435 December 9, 2013