During a pandemic, one must dip their penis into hand sanitizer in between pumps so as to not spread any contagions.
“Yo, Pat, did you hit that? ... Yeah, I’ll give her some pandemic pumps, by dipping young patty wein into hand sanitizer every stroke”
by Youngwhit March 17, 2020
by Shankss9 August 2, 2020
Illness occurs from excessively listening to the news during the pandemic. Absorbing and regurgitating every conspiracy theory known to man for the remainder of your life: EG The scamdemic came from a bat flying over us leaving chemtrails. It was part of the communist takeover, to install 5 G so they can mind control us.
Pandemic Conspirititis: A rare illness requiring 5 vaccines 19 boosters. If you watch the news 24/7 you will contract Pandemic Conspirititis
by Jandice411 October 25, 2022
A guy you are seriously dating during a pandemic, but do not plan to have a longterm relationship with post-pandemic.
My pandemic boyfriend IS my social bubble.
We get along really well, but he's got kind of an anger issue. Still, I don't know how I'd get through this quarantine without pandemic boyfriend.
We get along really well, but he's got kind of an anger issue. Still, I don't know how I'd get through this quarantine without pandemic boyfriend.
by i8civilization January 16, 2021
A phrase used to describe the phenomenon caused by the quarantine and isolation measures put in place for COVID-19. When someone starts saying weird or out of character shit, doing out-of-pocket unnecessary things or regressing to things they used to like when they were younger during a pandemic, they are probably suffering from Pandemic Brain.
A: My older brother is really stressed out from isolating, he started blasting mr. brightside by the killers last night for no reason. We're not in 2007 anymore!
B: Ah...sounds like he's got the pandemic brain
B: Ah...sounds like he's got the pandemic brain
by Yung Doink October 12, 2020
This is so toxic viral it can’t really be spelled out in any language without breaking. But this is what you call someone who get so toxic , intoxicating, venomous and poisonous from many different strands of hiv and other sexual transmitted disease that their breath it self is contagious and doesn’t die out and their fats and it kills everyone around her way faster than their self because their body had time to build up the immunities to last longer. So it’s more like a zombie . A person about to die and can’t be saved. Dead man walking. As the expression says.
D0n@LD +rumq Pandemic is hard to quarantine and can’t handle transporting them or studying them nothing can protect against them. Even burning them alive only stops it from keep spreading but the smoke goes on to spread forever but they kept keep making more fart gas or breath that’s contagious. Hardly anyone loves to tell about it. One person saw it go down on live video footage.
by Megasus Thrist Jesus Christ June 11, 2022
1) the response when someone asks how you're doing while living through a pandemic. 2) because you're "fine," but there's a pandemic, so you're not.
Q: "How are you doing?" A:"Pandemic fine, because I'm... you know, fine, but I'm living in a pandemic, so I'm not."
by ellesseee February 4, 2021