A Fan who loves all of Metallica's albums and songs. This fan, young or old, has stuck with the band through thick and thin. Even though people think that they sold out, they really didnt. Just changed up their music is all, all great bands do it.
Metallica hater: Im a metallica fan. But Metallica sold out after Load.
True Metallica fan: Youre not a true metallica fan.
True Metallica fan: Youre not a true metallica fan.
by chizzythetwig July 25, 2011
This is usually used when you or someone that is with you enters a discussion which involves bands that have sold out or are now shit and someone "discretely" names Metallica with this 'so awesome no-one-will-ever-find-out-what-I-just-said' term. And you NEVER use it just for another way to (maybe discretely) say Metallica because this term is in a way an insult to this previously-good-but-now-shithouse band. Also in some places you could be beaten and raped by people within a 15-metre radius in some places for doing this, but since it's not allowed it's better to get beaten and raped by people within 15 metres than raped by people within your city/town limits.
Person 1: Hey did you go see In Flames back in 2002?
Person 2: Yeah but I was expecting them to play some stuff off Clayman but they started playing some teasers for Reroute to Remain which I hated.
Person 1: God that sucks.
Person 2: Yeah I know. They're fags.
Person 1: Sell outs need to be killed.
Person 2: *cough* Metallica *cough*
Metallica newbie goes up to another person
Metallica newbie: Hey, do you know who made that Kill Em All album
Overall newbie: *cough* Metallica *cough*
Metallica newb: I'm not stupid you know
Newb: Oh shit
*Metallica newb rapes the newb*
Person 2: Yeah but I was expecting them to play some stuff off Clayman but they started playing some teasers for Reroute to Remain which I hated.
Person 1: God that sucks.
Person 2: Yeah I know. They're fags.
Person 1: Sell outs need to be killed.
Person 2: *cough* Metallica *cough*
Metallica newbie goes up to another person
Metallica newbie: Hey, do you know who made that Kill Em All album
Overall newbie: *cough* Metallica *cough*
Metallica newb: I'm not stupid you know
Newb: Oh shit
*Metallica newb rapes the newb*
by *cough*you live in a box*cough March 1, 2009
A overrated shitty band that forces you to like them by making songs that last an hour and gives you Metallica Fever
by AntiMetallica October 9, 2009
The two greatest bands of all time! If they fought the entire planet would split in 2 and bring on every apocalypse anyone has ever talked about and unleashing 60000000000000 years of darkness
by MyNameIsJames June 13, 2015
This tuna loving gnome known as the Sunderland leg humper will do anything for a latest squeeze.
Loves banging tins of tuna right up a fat snatch so far the bitch would taste it. John west has nothing on him.
This randy little trout sniffer often found in Arizona Sunderland sporting a Metallica t-shirt, sweat dripping from those dank pits.
Women from far and wide hunt him for his ginger locks
Loves banging tins of tuna right up a fat snatch so far the bitch would taste it. John west has nothing on him.
This randy little trout sniffer often found in Arizona Sunderland sporting a Metallica t-shirt, sweat dripping from those dank pits.
Women from far and wide hunt him for his ginger locks
Space hopper Metallica tits says “oooh hitting town tonight, meet at the back of Arizona bitch”
“I’d say let’s get a kebab on route home but al make u a tuna bake slag”
“I’d say let’s get a kebab on route home but al make u a tuna bake slag”
by Cum Dumps October 4, 2019
by m0mlUv3r December 14, 2021
Metallica is better than Megadeath
by Superchunky530 March 8, 2021