go fuck marte already. stop being gayyyyy omg. y u gay w ferrrtan
me "hi"
mateo "who asked"
by its me guess February 26, 2020
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Mateo is one of the best people you can meet, he is attentive and kind to all people, especially women, but every time he tries to enter into a relationship he gets hurt, in the same way he likes to make people laugh, he really likes to spend time with his friends and he takes great care of his friends although they almost always hurt him, if you ever know a Mateo do not miss him and get the best out of him.
Mateo is the best 😎
by Lokooooooo123 November 21, 2021
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lil baby bitch with a big dicckkkkkk. He look like he a recovering failed heroin addict and likes to cook meth not for profit just for funsiesssss. He goes around offering to give head and likes sticking his penis in gatorade bottles in the community fridge. Then he gets hard and it pops like a bottle rocket. Him and his gay lover love to have threesomes with women who role play as dwayne the rock johnson with hair. they need super hairy eyebrows otherwise it doesn't work. He loves the rock hard experience.
Hey baby u know how its our special day?
Imma need that mateo type dome tonight
by Dee Perdadi March 23, 2022
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Someone who is pretty and cute as fuck. You can trust this person with your life! Never have you met such a caring and sweet person. They are so amazing, and you'll never find someone like this again!

You'll be forever grateful to have met a Mateo!!

Warning: this person has a lot of seasonal crushes
How grateful I am to have Mateo as a friend.
Mateo is so cute!
by mama_we-re_all_going_to_hell November 22, 2021
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mateo my fav boy that i like alot but I don’t think he likes me back, or at least not as much as I like him. i miss him because i can’t see him at the moment but it’s okay, I’ll try and get over it even though i really can’t (im delusional.)
me: mateo snapped me!!
my friend: stop talking about mateo!!
by yourfavblonde May 16, 2023
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Big dick. Like the biggest out of them all. Some might say that he has back genes
Look at Mateo , I wanna him to pound me
by Jeffy123010 November 21, 2021
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Big dick. Like the biggest out of them all. Some might say that he has back genes
Look at Mateo , I wanna him to pound me
by Jeffy123010 November 21, 2021
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