Kermit froggin

When a drunk guy walks into the middle of a scene of my 600lb life and starts fucking her and she orgasms to the point of explosive Diarra and get her last night's slop all over him

Yo John did you hear that Jesse was Kermit froggin last night and couldn't show up to work because it was a shitty experience

by Kermit the bacon eating frog July 14, 2022

Kermit Is God

Kermit is my g!

Kermit Is God is God!

by MonkeIsGod July 1, 2022

doing a kermit

Another way to say “kms.” From the famous vine of Kermit the Frog jumping off a building.

Boy 1: We have to run 5 miles tomorrow in track!
Boy2: Brb doing a kermit

by avram2 June 6, 2019

Corporate Kermit

A colloquial term used in corporate settings to describe an individual who takes excessive pleasure in establishing and enforcing overly strict rules for the office. For instance, requiring prior approval to participate in company-sanctioned recreation (e.g., ping pong). Related to: corporate cunt.

Corporate Kermit, during a conference call: Excuse me, Salt Lake office? Please put yourself on mute, I can't hear myself talk over your collective breathing. Thanks.

by JonJacobJingleHeimerSchmidt July 23, 2019

the spectrum of kermit

A pretty sick youtube who knows how to give girls a pretty big orgasm

Omg it's the spectrum of kermit

Omfg he gave me a orgasm last week

by Lol, kermit May 17, 2017

Kermit the frog

Kermit the frog is a cool dude who usually dual wields samurai swords while smoking blunts.

Is that kermit the frog with two samurai swords smoking a blunt?

by Mikkhal and Axuel November 17, 2017

Kermit (the frog)

Usually, a tall skinny, athletic person who is wealthy or pretentious.

Look at that lanky Kermit (the frog) with that fat woman.

by Contorno August 20, 2023