National kiss a fisherman day

On December 15 it’s mandatory to kiss someone who goes fishing

Bro Jenny kissed me today because I guess it’s National kiss a fisherman day

by HighVoltageOutdoors December 13, 2022

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Fisherman's Hat

When a case of genital crabs is transferred from the male's pubs to the female's hair (on her head) via fellatio

Damn, that dude I gave a bj to gave me a fisherman's hat! Avast Yee!

by the most awesomeme May 17, 2022

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oil fisherman

a profiteer whom mops up the bp oil spill for a profit

see also, BP oil spill

plenty o' oil fisherman on that gulf coast!

by R@tH August 12, 2010

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When you’re addicted to fishing and don’t want to do anything else with your cuddies but to fish.
Friends call the cuddy to go out but goes to voicemail so you leave one “Yo cuddy let’s go to the bar and restaurant.” (Voice mail)
Mr fisherman syndrome doesn’t answer back

Also gets butthurt about leaving the fishing spot late when the next day is a weekend also claims “you don’t got anything to lose” but it’s more like the person who says it doesn’t really have anything

“Yo cuddy let’s go out”
“I’ll see wsp”
(Calls again later that day)
“So we gonna go out or what cuddy”
“Nah ima jus go fishing”
Call hangs up damn he got fisherman syndrome or something

by LONG LIVE JUBO August 15, 2023

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Fisherman's Dilemma

Angst experienced by most serial kidnappers, rapists and lorry drivers after spending some considerable time with their female abductee.

Sarah had spent the best part of six months chained to the radiator in the cellar. Bubba Lou was plagued by the fisherman's dilemma. 'Do I kill it, or do I let it go?'

by manoftrent November 28, 2017

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