zidane

1. To lose ones mind at the worst possible time.
2. To be ignorant enough to make a move that gets a spot in the Urban dictionary definition data base.
3. To head-butt a victim in the chest, knocking the wind out of them. For best results, aim for the ribs/heart so they may fall over in pain.
4. To go beserk on the man.
5. To over react on something trivial.
1. Upon losing the election, Howard Dean went Zidane on the winner, cursing him and insulting his mother.
2. He head butted an Italian player, thus making multiple people make entries on Urban Dictionary.
3. Losing his temper, Rich pulled a Zidane into Kevin's chest, breaking two of his ribs and knocking him out cold.
4. Upon losing all of his money and job, Jane went Zidane on the man.
5. I called Brendan a dumb ass after he answered a question wrong about the discoveries of Neils Bohr and he started to Zidane.
by prof. frink July 10, 2006
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zidane

"You don't need a reason to help people." -Zidane
by Anonymous September 06, 2003
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zidane

Large or growing bald spot on usually occurring on back of head.
Damn, John your zidane is getting bigger everyday!
by charith June 03, 2005
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zidane

A great soccer player. However, in the World Cup 2006, he hit an Italian players chest and received a red card. A bright career ended with a worst note ever. He retired in an upset wa
Zidane is a French soccer player
by trang July 11, 2006
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zidane

Don't let all those "Zidane is a Genome" losers fool you. Zidane is really a monkey.
Zidane is SUCH a monkey.
by hay thear October 04, 2003
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zidane

A sore loser. His winning goal in the 1998 World Cup caused strong anti-immigration fervor in France but now, because France was defeated by Italy, is a hero to those same hypocrites.
Like a true sore loser, Zidane heatbutted Matarazzi because the French can't stand to be defeated.
by Donna D. July 29, 2006
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zidane

1. Smelly French punk who got pissed off and headbutted an Italian player in the final game of the World Cup tournament.
2. To headbutt someone like Zinedine Yazid Zidane.
by jjanksta April 25, 2007
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