n. A useless person; a waste of space.

Like plastic gnomes and flamingoes on people's yards.
What a fucking idiot. That yardbird can't even make toast.
by Hally November 9, 2004
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A generally useless person, who works at a shipyard. Known for stealing various tools and working very slowly. The scruffy facial hair and hardhat is a dead giveaway.
"Hey man, are these yardbirds ever gonna leave? They've been working here for months."

"My socket set has gone missing. Must've been those yardbirds."
by kermitsmokescrackandidontcare January 21, 2012
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a derogatory term used to deflate one's ego. it is used to declare someone so trashy and poor that they would have a plastic bird, commonly a pink flamingo, decorating their front yard.
hey yardbird, why don't you cut your yep nope and get your damn primered camaro out of the front lawn.
by shemma June 24, 2005
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A blue collar worker that is lazy and complains and talks shit all day long. Often seen in shipyards or on construction sites, the guy that does hardly any work and complains about worker's rights and the pay scale.
Frank didn't get shit done, today! Fuckin' yardbird sits around complaining about how hot it is!
by Yardbird, Tuna July 21, 2019
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Led Zeppelins original name. The band was originally formed in 1968 by guitarist Jimmy Page under the name The New Yardbirds in order to fulfill some performance commitments booked in Scandinavia before the break up of the original Yardbirds. Vocalist Robert Plant, known from his work with The Band of Joy, was himself on the verge of a record deal when Page saw him perform at West Midlands College of Education with a pickup band of art students and drafted him into the new band. Plant brought with him drummer John Bonham. Bassist John Paul Jones was informed by his wife that Page was forming a group; Jones and Page knew each other well from their days as session musicians and Jones contacted Page who asked him then to join the band.
The band name was later changed to Lead Zeppelin after a comment from Keith Moon (drummer for The Who)
The New Yardbirds started one of the greatest bands of all time.
by EssPea January 18, 2005
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In reference to a sprinkler that waters your lawn in a circle. Same idea with the "Yardbird Position." While at her house in the living room. Have sex standing up. Right as you orgasm throw her to the couch & start spinning around like the sprinkler. Throwing sperm all over the room. Reference the song "You Spin Me Right Round." Try It!
Really made a mess of her house doing the Yardbird Position.
by Par64Tat August 29, 2014
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1. A meth whire (Male or Female).
2. A person who is willing to do ANYTHING to get high on meth.
When one has a lot of meth there is no shortage if yardbirds.
by Lucidladybug19 November 21, 2019
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