damn, one fucked city. you either love it or hate it; we get hella cold winters, hella hot summers, with plenty of carjackings in between, and murders. murder capital of canada, REPRESENT. our south end is probably the chillest part of the city, least killings, least gangstas. west ends got the African mafia mad cowz n some otha crazy shit, north ends got the natives and the indian posse, east ends got some philipino gangs ive heard, who knows, i dont care about that part of the city. our party scenes pretty dope, lots of bars etc, plus we got the college, so some prettttty decent girls round here as well. oh and the junior hockey is sick, and the pro hockey isnt bad either; our pro football team blows, bombers, i dont even wanna talk bbout them. anyways if your drivin thru here, dont go out downtown late at night n make sure yo cars got an immobilizer haha
man, i was cruisin thru the north end of winnipeg and some natives jumped me and took my car!

wow i saw the winnipeg blue bombers play the other night, they sucked so bad i left half way through
by southside52 January 30, 2007
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Larry: It's so cold.
John: I know. It feels like we're in Winnipeg.
by Iceman356 September 30, 2019
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the only place to have the following seasons.
almost winter, winter, still winter, and road construction.
also called winterpeg.
pep1:god damn winnipeg is cold.
pep2:thats cause your in winterpeg.
by Xrith November 30, 2004
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Home of people who don't know how to fcking merge
Some Winnipeg Types of Mergers;

Merger Type One; *has an entire merge lane to the left* BUT *stops at the yield sign at the beginning of lane *

Merger Type Two; *actually but slowly moves up the merge lane but decides to stop and turn blinker on but not move when someone makes space; waits to all cars go by*

Merger Type Three; the "buddy what the fck are you doing"
by Kwink017 October 29, 2018
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a place where you will get pulled over and handed a speeding ticket for driving 51 in a 50km/h zone.

(with some of the worst drivers in the world - Winnipeg drivers don't know how to cope driving anywhere else or even on a highway. and inexplicably are always flipping each other the bird)
the "highway" around Winnipeg has traffic lights to stop people from going too fast. ?????!!!!!!
by kaosinthegarden June 11, 2011
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THAT'S in Canada.
Your cuter than a guinea pig.... I wanna take you up to Winnipeg, THAT'S in Canada.
by ParticularlyGoodFinder March 19, 2010
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