whopper

A word used to describe a not so attractive person, or a person with a bit of a geeky personality.

" He's such a whopper"
" Seen that whopper, He spends all day on the computer"

by Gladders April 02, 2008

whopper

A black woman with blonde pubes. The pubes can be a result of dying, bleaching or genetics.

I went down on Jamiqua and ate that whopper!

by david January 22, 2005

whopper

an overly ugly person.
one who should be digested by a constipated rhino as they would come out better looking in the long term.
also see hoachin' wain

hi, you're fuckin' whoppin!
i can't believe you went with that whopper...
i just seen a proper whopper talkin to a hoachin wain at a minger convention

by kitty-cait July 30, 2008

whopper

A large turd, and it's not left in the toiletsky too long.

Why did the boy thrust both hands in the toilet ?
Because it takes 2 hands, to handle a WHOPPER !!!

by Johnny Chingas May 13, 2005

whopper

An Italian who acts black.
For a white person it would be wigger. For an Italian it would be whopper.
It is the combination of the two derogatory names for the Italian and African-American races, whop and nigger.

Look Luigi's wearing a doorag! What a whopper.

by Texas Menace December 09, 2008

whopper

a fat girl who eats too much and looks like a whopper from mcdonalds.

eats wayyyyy to many of them.

wears tight graphic t shirts and soffes and makes ppl want to throw up.

likes fat boys.
is fat.
fat fat.
FAT FAT FAT!

Whoa, look at that whopper!

has she lost weight?

noo, i think shes gained weight.

omg yeah ur right! shes soon gonna need her own zip code!

wait, she already has one!

OH GEEZ! i dnt wanna go there, u could get eaten!

ok, lets send mickey!

ok! ALL IS WELL.

by whopperh8rzzz June 30, 2008

whopper

a tough, tricky or suspenseful situation

Me: "How did the cops not get you for driving blazed?"
Co-worker: "Trust me, I've been in some whoppers"

by ash0ppingcart April 23, 2010