wet burrito

requiring a body of water, a wet burrito is banging a chick from behind and when you're about to cum, pull out, nut on her back and boot her into the body of water.

She looks like she's jonesin for a wet burrito.

by Wake Jitsu December 4, 2007

wet burrito

After intercourse, a man defecates (takes a nicely logged shit) in the woman's vagina.

Sure, the sex was great, but nothing tops the wet burrito I gave the bitch when I was done.

by N8 Dogg November 5, 2003

Wet Burrito

After using an "Alaskin Pipeline" and the used 'dildo' is not frozen anymore, slap the women in the face with the open end, leaving a brown smear on her face.

After using my Alaskin Pipeline on your mom, she stood up and I hit her in the face with my Wet Burrito.

by Dr. Syphilis April 16, 2009

Wet Burrito

The process explaining urination by a male consenter, whilst the erect phallus is located within the rectal orifice of their sexual counter part

"baby im hungry and thirsty, gimme dat wet burrito!"

by Thechef July 8, 2018

Wet burrito

When a man puts his penis inside a mensturating vagg hole, then pulls the bloody cock out and proceeds to put it in her mouth.

My girl was being a bitchy on her rag so I gave that slut a wet burrito.

by heretic555666 June 19, 2009

Wet burrito

Another term for a blowjob

Yo, did you hear Sarah gave Matt a wet burrito in the stairwell

by DirtyJersey99 October 26, 2016

Super Wet Burrito

After intercourse, a man defecates on the woman's vagina, in an extremely wet and loud manner.

Also the name of a particularly gross food at a michigan restaurant that slutty douchebag waitresses try to serve you

I ate laxatives for breakfast, so when i was done, i gave her a crazy-ass super wet burrito....which brings me to this. When did i eat corn?

"The super wet burrito is really tasty, i'd recommend it!"
-douchebag waitress

by billiard penis 5 August 20, 2007