by Kow_Patt August 9, 2003
by Colonel_lingus710 October 1, 2021
The Wafer, a depressed creation of the internet created through a multitude of Joji songs, break ups, a never ending sadness, and dislike to themselves. In most cases, a Wafer is like a parasitic leech that will latch onto sad songs and listen to them day in and day out, until the sadness of that song has become their own. There is only one thing that will bring a smile to a Wafer, and that's the artist known as Joji, as often times a Wafer will disguise themselves by using a Joji profile picture, but do not be fooled- A Joji profile pic is a sure tell sign that the person behind that profile is a Wafer. Most days, a Wafer will loathe around with no purpose in life other than to catfish desperate E-people for a sad entertainment, as a Wafer has no emotional value.
"You're such a Wafer! Do you always listen to sad songs and loathe around with no purpose in life!" - Tom
"I just want to curl into a ball and eat ice cream while I catfish people whilst having no purpose in life. Leave me be, life is too hard," - A Wafer
"I just want to curl into a ball and eat ice cream while I catfish people whilst having no purpose in life. Leave me be, life is too hard," - A Wafer
by MnM-Skittles February 11, 2019
The most effeminate of males. One with LOADS and LOADS of PRODUCT in his hair. Squeezes his little shake-weight muscles into extra-small V-neck t-shirts. Can be found bedazzling his wannabe designer jeans on the weekends.
It took Mike over 2 hours to get ready last night. I heard he buys his clothes at Baby Gap. He's such a Wafer.
by Paroosh October 25, 2011
Wafer is slang for an unmarked pill of pure MDMA that looks similar to a white smarties candy. Sometimes called waffles.
Consumption results in a very smooth roll with no tweak or hangover.
Consumption results in a very smooth roll with no tweak or hangover.
by rave2win September 23, 2008
A flavorless cracker, i.e. A white, middle aged man with no personality or street sense, a dry sense of humor often seen on the golf channel. Women can also be wafers, however the woman wafer is called a "waffle".
by Ashtonisjesus April 12, 2010
A wafer is a term used to describe a young white nigga who is a faggot, dick, pussy, and or likes to dock.
by Wafer boy May 14, 2014