The turning of dust of ones vagina, from lack of use. Also know as DVS. Older less sexually active women suffer from it. Causes can be :Lameness,fatness,ugliness, or many other reasons.
If she doesn't have sex soon, she's going to get Dusty Vagina Syndrome!
by Gay and Glad August 20, 2009
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The inability of the female human to simply STFU. It is a gender specific disorder that strikes 100% of women, yet the sufferers of YVS are 100% male. Symptoms are deep single breaths in between strings of words and the afflicted men replying in grunts. Aha, um hmm and yes - no replies are all that is possible because the men cannot get a word in.
Does Kate EVER STFU? Naaaah, man. She's got Yappy Vagina Syndrome.
by Joeydego December 9, 2011
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Those with Modest Vagina Syndrome would say such things as :

We'll just have to agree to disagree and not make a big deal of it

or

We're pretty good, maybe not the best or the most awesome, but pretty good.
by Rational Thinker August 20, 2007
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The turning of dust of ones vagina, from lake of use. Also know as DVS. Older less sexually active women suffer for it. Causes can be :Lameness,fatness,ugliness, or many other reasons.
Wow that chick has a case of Dusty Vagina Syndrome!!
by Fatty_McButterpants August 27, 2008
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A situation or state in which a person(s) has constant irritability or is possessed of a short temper for no apparent reason.
After B-Red jumped on my case about the color of my shoelaces, I made the statement: "B-Red must have gone to the beach yesterday because he has a serious case of SVS (Sandy Vagina Syndrome) today."
by Melissa C July 10, 2006
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When you touch your vagina with your ice cold fucking hands, and you can't be turned on for weeks.
"Bro I TOUCHED MY VAGINA WITH MY HANDS THE AC WAS ON."
"Bro what happened."
"I can't FUCKING BE HORNY FOR WEEKS NOW!"
"What's it called?"
"Icey Vagina Syndrome."
by x0Sympathy0x July 2, 2020
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This occurs when women break up with their long term boyfriends. EVS becomes active in women about a week or less after a break up of a long term sexually active relationship. this can be beneficial to men looking to have intercourse with said woman/chick. this operates much like a "rebound". EVS also has many varyations, including: virgin evs (VEVS)~ when a girl wants to have sex really badly because she is a virgin. situational evs (SEVS)~ when a girl wants you cock because of the fact you are "playing hard to get". and cyclical evs (CEVS)~ when a girl has broken up and the original case of EVS has already run its course, this usually doesnt occur until about a year after not having sex and when the initial EVS is done.
empty vagina syndrome (E.V.S)- dude she just broke up with her bf...shes going to have evs in a few days.

VEVS- dude she is a virgin, she wants it so bad.

SEVS- dude i didn't talk to my gf for like a week, im giving her some SEVS.

CEVS- dude she had a bf like a year ago and hasnt had sex or a bf in so long, she wants it bad now.
by chevyman24 June 17, 2010
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