uno

A game you play with a cock and deck of cards. You slam the deck with your dick and whichever cards lands faced up, that's how many points you get.

Example;
Erick: Hey Nicki! Let's play some Uno!

Nickie: I don't have a cock...

Erick: Use mine!

by BiscuitThief March 4, 2007

Uno

A subtle way, usually used by men, to indicate an attractive woman in the vicinity without being caught.

UNO, 3 o'clock. Check out the Uno at the copy machine. I'd like to play Uno with her.

by FrayedEnds/MexanBlood October 20, 2009

Uno

A person that looks good from a distance and makes you say, "Ooooh" but when you get closer and their ugliness comes into clear view you yell, "hell NO!!!"

So I was about to go holla at this fine dime I saw at the bar but she ended up being a straight up Uno, and was like damn girl you gonna have to find a dude with some strong beer goggles before anyone takes your fugly ass home tonight.

by Hans Delbrook December 28, 2010

uno

to go somewhere alone wit a female and sexual intercourse

yo im bout to go to this chick house and play uno

by Paul Goodin July 5, 2007

unos

unos is called to recieve the first hit on a marijuana smoking device. ie. blunt, pipe, bong

drew: aight man, i bought the shit. i call unos.
bobby: aight dawg. i get deuces
tyler: i guess that leaves me with trips

by drizzle hizzle January 24, 2007

uno

NO YOU

person one: draw 5
person two: NO YOU BITCHHHHHH
person three: calm down guys its just uno
person one and person two both stare at person three with the death stare

by dghfadhgfb March 25, 2020

Uno

Means that a parent or guardian is over you when you are on your phone, comp, etc.

Me: I wanna masturbate rn
Friend: ikr
Me: Uno!

by rigo was here. February 13, 2019