uni 

1. n. A high school in san diego that is home to the bitchiest/sluttiest/trashiest girls and most douche-bag resemblent guys on the planet.
2. adj. Refers to someone who exudes the attitude and bitchiness of a Uni student.

1. That girl is such a fuckin hoe...she MUST go to Uni.
2. He is sooo uni...look at how he thinks hes hot shit.

uni by funness July 19, 2006

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A unicorn neopet that looks like a character from 'My Little Pony'.

The Uni looks really familiar....do I smell a lawsuit?

uni by Alexi August 1, 2003

UNI 

UNI, BOFH of Game-Deception and Conqueror of all.

UNI is teh pwn.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
UNI is sweet and will pwnz0r j00.

UNI by k0re October 14, 2004

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User-Network Interface

This IAD is capable of UNI 3.1 & 4.0 signaling.

uni by Brad March 7, 2004

uni 

an abbreviation of the word uniform

I need to get my uni cleaned for the basketball game.

uni by Phileas Wilco Fogg April 26, 2012

Uni 

The best years of your life (if you go, that is). Friends, legal drinking, more drugs, actually getting laid rather than pipe-dreaming about it. Clubs, etc! Yet less stupid social peer pressure and immaturity.

And no it doesn't have to be destructive if you can manage to balance your workload. And yeah it costs, big deal. Student loan (which is really a "tax") will be your saviour.

Work hard.
Play harder!

They say "school is the best years of your life" - rubbish.

University is much more fun if you make the best of it. Uni is the place where you can still feel young, yet get adult rights and treatment.

Even the once bullied kids and nerds become social butterflies at university.

Uni by 20 year old student July 13, 2010

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It's college you stupid fucks. Not uni. Please rid the English language of this bastardization of a word. It makes you sound like some pompous piece of shit with no self-esteem.

Say college. C-o-l-l-e-g-e.

It does not imply you go to a 2 year program. No one in top 20 programs refer to their program as a "uni." They say college.

"I go to college."

"When I was in college..."

"I am a college student."

Now get with it folks.

And there are plenty of third tier 4 year programs that are "universities." So saying "uni" does not mean anything, and instead reveals to the rest of the world you've probably gone to a no-name program or care too much about what others think of you.

*Saying university should only be with the full name of the program. Like Princeton University. Otherwise, it's almost always college. And never, ever "uni."

uni by Ymotana April 21, 2013