double coyote ugly 

It's like the definition for the phrase coyote ugly, except you know that the chick is gonna be looking for a one-armed man, so you have to gnaw off your other arm.

"She's DOUBLE coyote ugly, man, why'd you pick her up?"

Note: This definition came from and idea by "Teh Devil's Advocate" (his pseudonym on this site).

double coyote ugly by jewpoints December 12, 2004

coyote ugly

It describes a situation when you wake up to someone so ugly, that you want to gnaw off your arm to get away.

Dude, that girl is coyote ugly.

coyote ugly by uh no March 5, 2003

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

coyote ugly

It was actually a kick-ass bar before it was a horribly lacking motion picture. The one in Tampa is the tits.

$2 PBRs, hot girls dancing on the bar, and they're open till 3 a.m.? Coyote Ugly gets my vote for most underrated spot in Ybor City.

coyote ugly by dieselaj February 4, 2005

coyote ugly

according to the movie, it is waking up under someone so ugly after a night of drinking that you would chew your arm off to get out from under him or her then wake them.

After a few drinks, the coyote ugly became a babe.

coyote ugly by Angiealways September 10, 2006

Coyote Ugly

The most horrible experience ever. Waking up after being extremely inebriated next to a hideous person, who in your intoxicated state, you thought was attractive.

Shit, I got blacked out drunk last night and woke up nest to hollis!

Coyote Ugly by ahhhhhhhhhhh September 10, 2006

coyote ugly

A terrible movie made by the guy who does CSI.

Oh wow, a film about cock teases.

coyote ugly by Gumba Gumba September 10, 2006