Term of derision, along the lines of douche bag. Can be used when joking with friends as well. This word was in use in Bucks County, PA as early as 1990 by high school kids.
"Listen twat waffle, I'm gonna kick your teeth in." - unfriendly
"Yo twat waffle, come grab a beer." - friendly
"Yo twat waffle, come grab a beer." - friendly
by TommyG21 April 08, 2010
two great things i love to eat, thrown together in a lustful, gluttenous sin fest....with maple syrup on top.
by the was May 01, 2003
what your mom has
by rwetyertyerty October 24, 2008
The idiot that gets on your last damn nerve. The person you know that suffers from excessive verbal diarrhea. The one you want to smack in the face with a pick-axe. The person who has done it all and done it better than you.
Jewell is always talking about how great he is compared to 'regular people'. He's such a twat waffle.
by Yep I'm that guy March 12, 2018
by alex" January 08, 2008
A twat waffle is the wet imprint left on the sheets after a good hard fucking. for those of you who still dont know what im talkin about its when the sheets sticks to her ASS and leaves that funnie imprint on the sheets!!! not sum fuked up waffle being inserted in the pussy tainting were we have to eat. Or reverting to partial canilism and eatin poeple body parts and shit!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK PEOPLE!!!!
last nite i made her cum so many times there was a huge twat waffle on the sheets when we were done.
I'm gonna make that bitch cum all over, all you gonna see is twat waffles for miles
I'm gonna make that bitch cum all over, all you gonna see is twat waffles for miles
by stubbyzeller April 14, 2009
Interchangeable with "Pussy Whipped". When a female has such a hold on you as to make your penis resemble a waffle when she releases it from the grip of her iron-like vagina.
by Aerianne Fairchilde March 12, 2007