An excruciatingly horrendous wifi signal generally found in a cheap 2 star motel. Similar to McDonald's Wifi in terms of poor connection, though it could be better if the Indian guy managing the place would get off his ass to pay for better internet instead of wallowing in people's hard earned money.
Friend: Damn dude, your internet is total ass.
You: Yeah man, I'm staying at this really shitty motel near the highway.
Friend: Damn you're working with some Towelhead Wifi over there.
You: Yeah man, I'm staying at this really shitty motel near the highway.
Friend: Damn you're working with some Towelhead Wifi over there.
by Nefarious Darius May 21, 2022
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by love.kc (lemonhead) December 4, 2010