torture

being forced to watch barney while tied up and gagged

I was suspected of being a terrorist so the feds locked me up in Guantanamo Bay Detention Center and tortured me by making me watch that friggin kids show Barney. I tried to kill myself, but to no avail. TORTURE.

by ThunderBlizzard May 30, 2008

torture

Tormenting the hell out of someone

1. Helping my mom choose her glasses, knowing that my taste in glasses sucks big-time and then making her get that pair of glasses.

2. Strapping my ex-boss to a chair and make him watch the Saints-Bears pre-season game of 97, over and over again, until he begs for mercy.

by Saints March 23, 2007

torture

sexual tension pain, when you can't touch yourself and you want to, sexual frustration

John likes to torture me at my desk. He sends me flirty emails and wants me to engage in fellatious banter until I want to get myself off, at my desk!

by Colt81637 March 23, 2007

torture

The act of going to Wal-Mart.

"hey, how should we torture this person?"
"lets...lets...TAKE THEM TO WAL-MART"
*person* "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

by deejaylovesmaddie May 11, 2010

Torturement

Torture punishment

"That's not fair, that's torturement," said my 8 year old when I threatened taking away his switch for the day.

by Maynyak July 7, 2018

Torture

Chaperoning a young childs talent show.

Wow. Just when i thought the torture of the talent show was enough, they played twinkle twinkle little star and the children started singing. It was the soundtrack to hell.

by Butch1975. March 19, 2017

Torture

Watching people eat without you
Watching your friends chill without you
Being excluded

Dang my friends are together and I'm alone doin nothing, what torture

by Mamilovesfood23 August 30, 2017