The sexiest man to ever walk planet Earth. With his ginger hair and pale skin, he makes any person, women or man, drop their jaw in awe. His exact directions help run a program that is incredible in their own right. His thicc boy brain helps everyone stay on track. To conclude, he's the ultimate dad.
*At the end of competition, Toft raises thime hand in the form of a fist* "TASTY TOFT! TASTY TOFT! TASTY TOFT"
by PatrickStar's Papa April 11, 2019
Someone who has gained the competence to achieve 100% on the toft exercise and can now go by the name, 'toft master'
by joe meek October 5, 2010
To pull a prank with extraordinary dedication. Named after Mary Toft, who stuck rabbit parts up her vagina and convinced English royal surgeons that she was giving birth to half-rabbits.
A dedicated prank is a dedicated prank, but it takes a real Mary Toft to stick rabbit parts up your vagina.
See: Mary_Toft on Wikipedia
See: Mary_Toft on Wikipedia
by rabbitrabbitrabbitrabbit October 7, 2010
The only good thing coming out of Sandusky Ohio. The best ice cream you will ever eat. Pretty sure Zeus fucked something to get ice cream this good.
"Hey im tired of Cedar Point I wanna go do something else"
"Why don't we go get some Toft's Ice Cream"
"Why don't we go get some Toft's Ice Cream"
by OhioGorl February 22, 2022
The act of being smothered (or smothering) under (or with) the buttock cheeks, anus and scrotum / labia of a fellow participant in some sort frothy sex play. Named after Danish Footballer Stig Tofting during his FIFA World Cup outing of 2002 who was a bullish no-nonsense type who's brutalisit appearance suggested he might be partial to a bit of "Tofting" himself.
In practice, the Toftee is positioned under the Tofter's "junk", inserting his or her nose into the rectal cavity, with mouth pressed firmly against the pre-genital fatty tisue. This causes the Toftee to be smothered and starved of oxygen, aiding in the additional practice of erotic asyphixiation.
Subtle variations of Tofting can involve "humiliation" by the controlled release of flatus, "poop games", "clamping" and "stuffing".
In practice, the Toftee is positioned under the Tofter's "junk", inserting his or her nose into the rectal cavity, with mouth pressed firmly against the pre-genital fatty tisue. This causes the Toftee to be smothered and starved of oxygen, aiding in the additional practice of erotic asyphixiation.
Subtle variations of Tofting can involve "humiliation" by the controlled release of flatus, "poop games", "clamping" and "stuffing".
Harry and Meghan frequently relaxed by indulging in a spot of Tofting. Megan usually Tofted the young ex-royal, and occasionally added some extra frisson by inviting celebrity friends such as Divine, Sir Elton John, and Butterbean to join in.
Or:
Pats Fan: "Wow, Brandon Moore totally just Tofted Mark Sanchez"
Jets fan: "I hate my life!"
Or:
Pats Fan: "Wow, Brandon Moore totally just Tofted Mark Sanchez"
Jets fan: "I hate my life!"
by Cap'n Stevie February 2, 2023
Doing a tofte means eating and drinking something really quickly. "Created by our good friend, Christofire"da savage" Tofte."
by Dr. PjuskeBusk April 19, 2016
Me: let’s start a band!
Reasonable adult: dude you’re in your mid 40s, give it up.
Me: nah man help me think of a name.
RA: you’re too old for that shit!!!
Me: perfect TOFTS it is!
Reasonable adult: dude you’re in your mid 40s, give it up.
Me: nah man help me think of a name.
RA: you’re too old for that shit!!!
Me: perfect TOFTS it is!
by TOFTSUSA May 22, 2022