schmick

To schmick someone means to initiate sexual intercourse with an asleep partner. The partner initiating the intercourse will need lubricant.

It is a german-austrian expression.

I schmicked my girlfriend at 4am this morning.
I got slapped tonight for trying to schmick my girlfriend.

by Hasadeur12 November 08, 2011

schmick

It seems to be used here in Australia only to refer to a very well turned out truck or other motor vehicle.

The Toyota Coaster that Colin is setting up as a demo vehicle is pretty darn schmick.

by Peter Wheatley June 21, 2003

schmick

A jackass, a complete cornball. A conglomeration of the word schmuck and dick.

I can't stand that dude, he's a total schmick

by Stony Stark March 24, 2009

Schmick

A gathering of human beings with estrogen. Superior to all other forms of a "bro". Also, fantastic singers. And dancers. And actresses. Triple threats, if you will. Schmicks have impeccable fashion sense, usually consisting of sexy hair, awesome shades, and pajama shorts. Schmicks love Hilary Duff. Bro's don't stand a chance!

Bros are not as cool as schmicks.

by schmickgirl August 29, 2010

schmick

Nothing, zero, zilch, syn. for bupkis

I went looking for a job, and turned up schmick.

by Henry Fnord June 01, 2004

Schmick

Verb: “Schmick” To jerk off, male masturbation, spank the monkey.

Made popular by the men’s rowing team at the University of Michigan

“Man I haven’t schmicked in over a week, I’ve built up so much tension”

by BenDover12x March 09, 2024

Schmick

Schmick is a word used as a 'Wildcard' in the English American language. Its direct origin hails from the word Lesorschmick
This exotic term is often used as an insult or an adjective. Because it is a 'Wildcard' Wildcard in the english language, it can be used in any form or tense. There are absolutely no grammatical rules to the use of this term.

- This assignment is a pain in the schmick.
- You're a Schmick.
- Schmick on you, Schmick.
- Wow! That stupid fat schmick.
- Stop schmicking around.
- He is a f***ing Schmick.

by Eric Schmick July 10, 2012