ticket

the thing to do, sort of like the bomb diggity

Pete: "Whats up Kevin."
Kevin: "Nothing, whats up with you?"
Pete: "Nothing."
Kevin: "Hey, guess what I did last night. I met a dirty Japanese whore at 2 AM and got my nob slopped for $10."
Pete: "That's cool."
(long, awkward silence)
Kevin: "So......what did you do last night?"
Pete: "Oh not too much. I rented an Escalade on 22's from Enterprise, wore my throwback and du-rag, and pretended I was getting a deal with Shady Records. I must have nailed at least 6 or 7 dumb hood rat bitches."
Kevin: "That's the ticket."

by Nick D September 26, 2003

ticket

pointing out to friends that if a particular person on the street comes up to them they have first rights to pick them up. You are given 10 tickets only a day so they must be used on only the hotest.

'look at her'
'yeah, Ticket!'

by [e-mail] July 12, 2009

ticket

a pill of any kind such as vicodin, percocet, xanex, etc.

Yo Tim, you got any more of those vikings tickets for the game this weekend?

by Tim J. Button September 29, 2005

ticket

A gram of marijuana

hey dude you got the ticket to the magic show?

by Tyrone Johnson June 29, 2003

ticket

When something is ticket, it's fucking ticket, alright? And see, see when somethin's fuckinggg absolutely ticket?

It's fucking absolutely ticket, right?

Tickateer 1: "Yo mate, thats fuckin'... ticket as fuck."

Tickateer 2: "Mate, you know what. You're not wrong."

by ticketasfuck February 24, 2020

ticket

slang for your Heart

yo jimmy got his ticket broke by this bitch

by AC June 03, 2003

Ticket

Slang talk in prison for when you get a jail sentence/disciplinary report.

Zay: "Ay ya hear that Diego got a ticket?"
Don: "Yuh, he was bustin that cop the other day!"

by Awez June 13, 2018