The Machine 

Formed Nyack, New York in 1987 The Machine, began recreating the extensive psychedelic jams of Pink Floyd" The Machine is made up of four very talented musicians, Joe Pascarell – guitar and lead vocals; Neil Alexander – keyboard and backing vocals; Ryan Ball – bass and backing vocals; Todd Cohen – drums.

Jes: What did you do tonight?
Tova: I went with some friends to see The Machine
Jes: Oh yeah? How was it?
Tova: Amazing.

The Machine by Brown Eyed Girl May 17, 2006

The Machine 

An general all-round good egg who is often found pumping iron in sheds.
People described as The Machine are known to partake in the practice of putting lemon juice in their hair resulting in 'natural highlights'.

Jimmy: I wonder why that lad goes into the shed every lunch time?

Bob: Because he's The Machine!

Jimmy: Ah, i get ya.

The Machine by CarbonMan January 14, 2009

the machine 

also a pretty cool place to hang out on a friday night...on the Isle of Man of course
whey hey for the machine...it does rock it does

ummm, sitting down the beach with guitars randomly jamming and singing...then walking back up to the machine for a huge hug involving everyone in that building...now that sums up the machine!

the machine by Lucy-fer in the sky with diamonds November 9, 2004

The Machine 

A skinny ass white boy with a yee yee ass hair cut

Guy: yo is that the Machine?

The Machine by JuiceTheKidd April 21, 2020

The Machine Gun 

Based off of an inside joke from a video MiniLadd posted.

By refering to "The Machine Gun", they are referring to a Youtube adult streamer who sold her socks for coins to buy a "Machine Gun" which is a quick moving sex machine.

Black Card: Word to the wise, never put ______in your vagina.
White Card Placed by 'mininumber1' : The Machine Gun

THE INSIDE JOKE TO RULE ALL!! - Cards Against Humanity- MiniLadd (7:27)

The Machine Gun by JojoNightshade December 31, 2017

The Machine Gun 

A very expensive, electronic dildo. Some may have to sell their socks in order to afford it.

Hi, I'm Billy Mays here to introduce you to The Machine Gun! But wait, there's more! Order one right now and get a free pair of socks!

The Machine Gun by CalmTony1027 August 5, 2017

The Machine Gun 

When a guy is getting a blow job from a random women, pulls out, and blows his load all over her face while holding his dick and screaming Ratt-A-Tatt-Tatt!

Also known as the Rambo and the Frustrated Elmo

I don't think that girl will ever talk to me again after i Machine Gunned her.

That girl got really pissed when i showed her the Machine Gun

The Machine Gun by Shitty McCunterman October 13, 2011