Being manipulated back into a relationship against your will with threats of suicide or self-harm, threats of harm to others or property, or threats of false criminal accusations. A "hoover" is relationship blackmail. This slang term is often associated with individuals suffering from personality disorders like Borderline Personality Disorder or Narcissistic Personality Disorder.
by Borderline Personality June 30, 2010
A N.P.D. ex's version of the booty call. Instead this time, it's for further abuse/use your resources rather than just meaningless sex.
NPD ex's text message: hey, I know it's been a while and you probably don't want to hear from me. I'm sorry for all that I've done but I don't really think I've done anything wrong. Needless to say, I love you so much. Please give me a chance to talk to you again. Love, narc.
Girl/guy: Great, another Hoover message. Guess it's time to get my number changed.
Girl/guy: Great, another Hoover message. Guess it's time to get my number changed.
by npdisclusterb March 31, 2019
by NachoCheez May 26, 2014
by @ p$3ud0n`/m February 18, 2005
by Upright Hoover April 5, 2007
Someone who really enjoys giving hickies... especially when they dont mean to and everyone they know, knows about it.
by RevStan January 6, 2004
There is a hoover in the store.
by Andrew Stolzenbach October 18, 2003