sponged the hog 

the rather black art of making your motorcycle headlights look like a serious retard with crossed eyes

"Yeah,the bike looks nice but isnt it about time you Sponged the hog?

sponged the hog by paul May 26, 2004

The Hog rider is a card unlocked from the spell valley (arena 5) 

The Hog Rider is a Rare card that is unlocked from the Builder's Workshop (Arena 5). It spawns a fast, single-target, building-targeting, melee, ground troop with high hitpoints and high damage. He is able to jump over the river. He appears as a man with brown eyebrows, a beard, a mohawk, and a golden body piercing in his left ear who is riding a hog. A Hog Rider card costs 4 Elixir to deploy.

The Hog rider is a card unlocked from the spell valley (arena 5)

The Hog rider is a card unlocked from the spell valley (arena 5) by Saulman500 December 26, 2023

scald the hog 

To have hot sex in a place other than bed, particularly if you are using some kind of manufactured sex device to help achieve the goal.

It's too hot and loud in this bar. Want to go outside and scald the hog on the swingset?

scald the hog by dalhart February 25, 2015

scrap the hog

The funniest way to say fapping.

Don't scrap the hog and do the damn work already!

scrap the hog by Frusne April 17, 2020

Smoking the hog 

The act of ripping blinkers on a waxpen while jerking off. The subsequent head rush (on both ends) is said to be highly euphoric.

I had a shitty week at work, so I’m going home and smoking the hog. I found some really good porn, grabbed my vape, and started to beat my meat like it owed me money.

Smoking the hog by Huge_Midget January 30, 2022

Stroking The Hog 

It's like giving your hog the nice smooth ride. Silky at heart, but rough through dedication, memories of this could be passed down for generations. The tenderness of this act is angelic to the human eye, and feel, possibly all senses that you are in possession of currently. It can almost be described as a chefs main dish, an actors greatest act, or what you feel is important or sentimental to this phrase. So with all of that Go, "Stroke The Hog".

Riley: Yo, Gang get on forttttt!!!!!
Gertrude: Can't gang im on my 3 month grind of Stroking the hog rn, going for the year PB.

Stroking The Hog by Guhly December 21, 2023

smog on the hog 

Slang for an instance in which flatulence occurs upon the male genitalia, typically during sexual intercourse.

"Dude, I hooked up with Jessica last night."
"Right after the bean-eating contest?"
"Yeah bro, there was a lotta smog on the hog."

smog on the hog by BenjaminOneGraves April 26, 2022