The kangaroo 

When you nut but you shove it in her asshole and make her walk around carrying your kids

Ima make you do the kangaroo

The kangaroo by Boogiewitabag March 7, 2019

The Kanye 

Sexual Act:
When having sex with a girl, right before she is about to orgasm you say to her: "Hey im going to let you finish, but my ex-girlfriend had one of the best orgasms of all time."

The Kanye:
Girl: "Im Coming, Im Coming"
Boy: "Im going to let you finish, but my ex-girlfriend had one of the best orgasms of all time."

The Kanye by J4H5 October 13, 2010

Doin' the Kanye West 

To interrupt someone's joyful moment and say a different person was the best and deserves whatever the awarded person received. The person awarded is also awarded with embarrassment.

News Flash: During the school talent show the winner was interrupted by an unknown student and says " AY YALL ****** HAD THE BEST TALENT OF ALL O' YALL!!!!" the contestant asked for his name to be hidden. The contestant later replied to us by saying " That jackass was Doin' the Kanye West."

Doin' the Kanye West by Blue Rai September 19, 2009

Salting the kangaroo  

Getting a gullible person to believe you

I was salting the kangaroo when I convinced them the bowling ball wAs a soccer ball

Salting the kangaroo by Coach miller January 16, 2009

The Kansas city shuffle 

Definition 1. "When they look left and you move right." make them look to the left as a distraction and while they are distracted you move to the right.

Definition 2. A sort of slide of hand or trick in getting someones attention by getting them to look one way while something else is going on in another direction.

Example one. Guy 1 "Hey man we need to trick this guy out of his money." Guy 2 "?lets pull the Kansans city shuffle."

Example two. Guy 1 "These guys are blocking our only way out because they think we have there money." Guy 2 "Lets pull the Kansas city shuffle, make them look left and we'll go right."

The Kansas city shuffle by Sleven kelevra June 28, 2012

The Kanye Effect 

The phenomenon that occurs when Kanye West intrudes upon a celebrity, causing the proceeding celebrity to reglorify the former.

2009 VMA's - Kanye West took the mic from Taylor Swift, and said “Taylor, I’m really happy for you. I’ll let you finish, but Beyonce had one of the best videos of all time! One of the best videos of all time!" and then left the stage. Beyonce then called Taylor Swift back up to the stage to let her have her moment. Taylor Swift was a victim of The Kanye Effect.

The Kanye Effect by CCalamity September 15, 2009

The kangaroo 

A sex fetish or position in which the male has a wooden spoon and fondles the females bossom while softly rubbing the spoon agaisnt her vagina while porring ranch dressing all over the bed

Guy 1: dude look at that chick she is hot
Guy 2: yeah id like to do the kangaroo with her.

The kangaroo by Petra Beaus May 12, 2007