"My wife and I haven't rode the Tallahassee Teeter-Totter in almost a year now. I think she wants a divorce."
by Luzak Wilkerton July 26, 2014
When your penis is 2 inches inside of your Mom and your Dad’s penis is two inches inside of you and you’re confused about which way to move. Forward? Or backwards?
by allahu YEETbar November 21, 2018
by rj berger November 3, 2012
when a male stands on a teeter totter and the female jumps on the other side and the male ejaculates in the air hoping to hit the female
by Dmizzle January 11, 2009
A sexual act in which a male having sex, usually in missionary position, uses his penis as a pivot point to spin in a half circle, and then proceeds to have sex reverse missionary while the two are now facing opposite directions. Not for "little ones"
by NevaM November 9, 2009
When two men meet in a park bathroom and dock a double ended pocket pussy humping it in a rocking motion while holding hands.
by Jason mcgregor March 2, 2021
When a man fucks a woman so hard that she has a flashback to kindergarten recess and then the man throws the woman across the room as if she fell off of a teeter totter.
Aye yo skylar, this girl said my dick game was weak so I hit er with the ole texarkana teeter totter!
by Txk717 December 19, 2017