5 definitions by Jason mcgregor

German corn dog

When you put a wooden stick down a man's urethra and eat the corn from his ass while holding the stick.

Walter was hungry so I gave him a german corn dog.

by Jason mcgregor March 6, 2021

Mudslide mixer

When you're butt to butt with someone special, shooting diarrhea into each others anus'

Me and Binky love getting mudslide mixers.

by Jason mcgregor October 17, 2021

Silicone teeter totter

When two men meet in a park bathroom and dock a double ended pocket pussy humping it in a rocking motion while holding hands.

Mike and Justin are going to the park to play silicone teeter totter.

by Jason mcgregor March 2, 2021

Tow ball tuggie

When two men take a tow hitch and insert each end in their anuses (square end and ball end) and the square end receiver crawls on the floor towing the other man behind him.

Marco and victor like to take turns during tow ball tuggie.

by Jason mcgregor April 9, 2021

Skeet sweeper

A man's mustache. Like cookie duster or dick broom.

That guy who sucked me off had a sweet skeet sweeper.

by Jason mcgregor March 5, 2021