Tasmania 

1) Island state south of Victoria, Australia.

2) Last penal colony in Australia, managed by the original Capt (then Govenor) Bligh of "Mutiny on the Bounty" fame (see - Loser).

3) A place with such a small gene pool that you can get married and divorced three times and still have the same inlaws.

Bill: "Why has Wendy got that awful scar on the side of her neck?"

Bob: "She's from Tasmania. It's from when they removed the extra head."

Tasmania by sociopath9 May 2, 2009

tasmania 

When used with the word MAP (map of tasmania) it refers to a certain area of a female...

"While you're gone I will think of myself with captain jack sparrow...
THAT'S NOT A MAP...THIS IS A MAP"

tasmania by marn November 15, 2003

Tasmania 

An island state in the Oceanian country of Australia, filled with actual devils, not a lot of people, and some kids went on a bouncy castle, fell off and died.

Tasmania kinda sucks

Tasmania by A really big weirdo August 29, 2022

tasmania 

Everyone on the mainland thinks tasmania is where two headed people live but we actually are normal - im not saying im proud to be tasmanian. Because i think its a hole too. Maybe some people are two headed and marry their family like ravo's but im not a ravo so its okay. Some oldies on the mainland and other places in the world think its a beautiful state but I really cant be fussed with trees and forests like whateva =P theres lots of trees and crap in tassie but theres also nice beaches so go the nice beaces.. i prefer the mainland by far but yer anyway ill stop waffling now and go! oh by the way it doesnt ALLWAYS rain in tassie =P

mainland person: tasmania is such a bogan state
me: no its okay but i prefer the mainland

tasmania by not.a.ravo June 5, 2005

Tasmania 

A cold, wet and boring state in Australia.

Some say a it's a hole

"Why would you want to live in a cold and wet hole when there is sunshine in all the rest of Australia"

"because i'm old"

Tasmania by could you pass the pepper? May 4, 2004

tasmania 

Bogans, cold, boring, slow, incestual
I was unfortunate enough to have endured several tiresome years in that shit hole. There are more bogans there per capita than a friggin footy match and more beaten up VL Commodores and VB cartons than a local worker's pub. Not to mention the fact that everyone is related and the fact that its cold and anyone'll do doesn't stop people from fucking their sisters. If there's any normal Tasmanians left GET OUT while you still can!

Tasmania shitty one day and crappier and incestual then next.

tasmania by Mark Antony October 7, 2007

Tasmania 

Home of the people with two heads.

you're from tasmania? where's you're second head? had it removed?

Tasmania by Riksta November 29, 2004