R.O.F.L.S.H.T.E.T.I.G.U.I.F.D.A.T.H.M.H.O.A.T.A. M.M.H.T.T.M.T.T.H.A.B.I.L 

rolling on the floor laughing so hard that every time i got up i fell down again then hit my head on a table and my mom
had to take me to the hospital all because i laughed.

The other day I was R.O.F.L.S.H.T.E.T.I.G.U.I.F.D.A.T.H.M.H.O.A.T.A. M.M.H.T.T.M.T.T.H.A.B.I.L ... it was kind of embarrassing.

R.O.F.L.S.H.T.E.T.I.G.U.I.F.D.A.T.H.M.H.O.A.T.A. M.M.H.T.T.M.T.T.H.A.B.I.L by Omnibender February 22, 2011

T.A.S.H.

Too Attractive Shit Hot. A separation program designator (SPD) used in unit diary in the Marine Corps for Marines who exemplify awesomeness.

Hey Sgt Torresmora, what code do we run for Dyer's drop?

T.A.S.H., he's a better Marine than me

T.A.S.H. by celicagt16 September 27, 2010

✨G u n d h a m t a n a k a✨ 

To premaritally hold hands.

“Would you like to ✨G u n d h a m t a n a k a✨ with me?”

✨G u n d h a m t a n a k a✨ by Hsjcbskxndknsmd October 11, 2020

T.A.S.H

Tag Along Shit Head. Refers to someone who follows you around that you don't want there.

She's such a T.A.S.H. like we don't want her following us around.

T.A.S.H by bippidyboppadyboo November 19, 2013

R o t f l t d o l w t h b g h o t w a h i a n 

Roll On The Floor Laughing Then Died Of Laughter Went To Heaven But Got Hit On The Way And Here I Am Now

Died because he laughed to much went to heaven bt wings got chopped of by a plane and fell all the way back in to his body so he is here today... eg R o t f l t d o l w t h b g h o t w a h i a n

R o t f l t d o l w t h b g h o t w a h i a n by LittleT March 19, 2012

T.A.E.H.O. Syndrome

Condition stemming from illusory correlation, often perceiving everything to be the BEST based on little-to-no evidence; usually leads to ruthless shut-down by a gentleman (who's name rhymes with LION).

A: "wow this jawn is the BEST"
B: "no it's not"
A: "true"
B: "sigh.. just ask Aaron what t.a.e.h.o. syndrome is"
C: "wait what"

T.A.E.H.O. Syndrome by anuuge June 12, 2019

i.a.t.t.h.i.l.h.b.i.a.h.d.f.t.s.y. 

i’m afraid to tell him i love him because i’m afraid he doesn’t feel the same yet.

when you and him haven’t been together for a very long time but you feel a real connection also known as i.a.t.t.h.i.l.h.b.i.a.h.d.f.t.s.y.

i.a.t.t.h.i.l.h.b.i.a.h.d.f.t.s.y. by jasalynn rose. November 22, 2020