swoosh

Noun. A hairstyle typically worn by people labeled as emo, punk or skater. The swoosh is characterized by having long bangs that are brushed over the face, often obscuring vision.

Chris's swoosh is so long that he has to flick his head every five seconds so he can see.

Cut your hair, it looks like you've got a freaking swoosh!

by Kricket_Like_Whoa May 16, 2007

swoosh

A cute Swedish man who plays True Combat.

<3 Swoosh all night long!

by Diane August 26, 2004

swoosh

When u man/woman/horse/TIMMY sticks his penis up a girls ass and she farts it out and it goes swoosh

Timmy got swooshed and now the bathroom smells after he uses it

by bobby January 14, 2004

swoosh

The buttocks indent in tight pants of someone who has a lot of butt sex.

That guy in leather pants sure has a deep swoosh.

by Jack Batemaster January 8, 2006

swoosh

someone who doesn't answer phones and is at the store when the "get off work" buzzer goes off

man-with-head-like-balls,"Where's m****y?"
j***n,"SWOOSH!!!"

by WEBSTER1 December 12, 2003

Swoosh

The sound a joke made when it flies over somebodies head.

Boy 1: Jake paul is my favourite youtuber
Boy 2: But he creates horrible content?? Why would you like him??
Boy 1: Swoosh. You're really slow in the head.

by BabadookBabe May 3, 2018

swooshed

the period when a person is between being tipsy and completely shit-faced

whoa stewie is hella swooshed

by vanessa, maddi, natalie January 11, 2008