Person 1: "I can't believe I need to drive from this cool place all the way back to Bum Fuck Egypt."
Person 2: "Sorry, brah. Suffolk is a bitch of a town!"
Person 1: "I know, girl!"
Person 2: "Sorry, brah. Suffolk is a bitch of a town!"
Person 1: "I know, girl!"
by danimo3 December 12, 2010
The crunkiest place in Britain. Especially if you like incest, cider, baiting American squaddies from a distance, somewhat backward views to foreigners, fox hunting and clubs so filthy you can get the clap from sitting on the chairs.
by red_monty August 14, 2006
Suffolk, as in Suffolk County (Long Island, New York), might as well not exist. People from Suffolk just don't fit in and pretty much never will, no matter how hard they try. Suffolk people are constantly trying to prove themselves better than people from Nassau. Their insults are so pathetic that Nassau people will simply insult them back and scare them away or just walk away laughing. If you have a 631 area code, just accept it, you suck. With the exception of the Hamptons, Mountauk, & Huntington, Suffolk consists of a hopelessly pathetic population and useless land that should just separate from the rest of Long Island and float away into the Atlantic Ocean.
Actual insults said by real people from Suffolk to people from Nassau:
"You seem like one of the people who would switch lanes on a highway without looking because theyre so full of themselves."
"NASSAU SUCKS GOOSE ANUS. WAIT YOU DON'T HAVE GEESE ALL OF NASSAU IS A DUMP WHERE SEAGULLS RUN THE LAND!"
"Sweet i wish i had the largest mall in New York thatd be fucking sweet...NOT"
"are people from nassau blind? its a toga you tard!"
"You seem like one of the people who would switch lanes on a highway without looking because theyre so full of themselves."
"NASSAU SUCKS GOOSE ANUS. WAIT YOU DON'T HAVE GEESE ALL OF NASSAU IS A DUMP WHERE SEAGULLS RUN THE LAND!"
"Sweet i wish i had the largest mall in New York thatd be fucking sweet...NOT"
"are people from nassau blind? its a toga you tard!"
by Nic_ May 4, 2007
A really small town in Southern VA... whut up Nansemond-Suffolk... biggest landwise in Va... way better that Suffolk County, NY
Girl: Yo you from suffolk?
Guy: Yeh
Girl: I heard the guys there have big guns?
Guy: Yeh, and big other things too... we like texas, everything is huge!
Guy: Yeh
Girl: I heard the guys there have big guns?
Guy: Yeh, and big other things too... we like texas, everything is huge!
by longjohnson October 15, 2004
a stupid backward hick county in south-east england that talk like shit and havce sex with family members
it is also the proud home of gary glitter... as you may see several people from suffolk protesting his arrest because having sex with minors is normal there
it is also the proud home of gary glitter... as you may see several people from suffolk protesting his arrest because having sex with minors is normal there
NORMAL MAN: hello young man, where do you hail from?
SUFFOLK MAN: elo loov, im from suff'ck i am! the proud ome of gary gli'er and incest porn it is!
SUFFOLK MAN: elo loov, im from suff'ck i am! the proud ome of gary gli'er and incest porn it is!
by john boy silver February 9, 2007
Bob: You heard about the stabbing of the immigrant in November in Suffolk County?
Joe: Yeah. Police aren't doing a damn thing. What do you expect? You know there's a Klan chapter in Suffolk County.
Bob: Yeah. I heard they delivered leaflets in the streets shortly after Obama won the election.
Joe: Lol, Rednecks. I don't see why they don't go back to Alabama. They make Long Island look bad.
Joe: Yeah. Police aren't doing a damn thing. What do you expect? You know there's a Klan chapter in Suffolk County.
Bob: Yeah. I heard they delivered leaflets in the streets shortly after Obama won the election.
Joe: Lol, Rednecks. I don't see why they don't go back to Alabama. They make Long Island look bad.
by King of Jellybeans January 10, 2009
A county in Upstate New York.
by Roy February 22, 2005