Used to describe any person, male or female, who one considers less attractive than a dog.
Taxi driver at 3am referring to an ugly drunk who has thrown up all over the back seat and passed out:

"Got a fully sick subwoofer in the back bro"
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1) A large bass speaker
2) UK slang - A very very ugly bint even worse than a woofer.
No I didn't give her one. She was a complete sub-woofer
by black flag May 30, 2004
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Dude! Did you hear the subwoofer on that Eldorado? Man, those wheels have some bad gas!
by bytheocean September 24, 2010
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the thing that's shaking my house right now... US Audio 12" dual voice coil car sub
"sick mate, fucking loud subwoofer"
by dangaz March 6, 2004
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Our pet subwoofer loves it when we put his collar on him.
by Rick Mills September 8, 2004
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A Subwoofer is an audio device (a transducer) that converts an audio signal that has been filtered (by a lowpass filter) so that the signal does not damage the Subwoofer. Typically, the subwoofer is used to play the low end of any audio, in the 200-800 Hz range, though some may be more narrow, or broad in their spectrum.
A giant subwoofer in the car, is like a hammer to the head. COMPLETELY USELESS. Go ahead and do some ghetto blasting, but WTF dude? get a life. Listen to your music, don't harass others with it.
by UBERMONKEY February 23, 2005
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Noun: The noise that is created by subwoofers.

Verb: The act of going around flaunting loud bass. Usually done while idling in parking lots
The kids put a system in their car so that they could subwoof around town. They did most of the subwoofing in parking lots.
by a clever ud user August 9, 2009
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