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subwoofer 

a small dog that sits under ur car and barks at strategic moments of the song. usually wired up to an amp and the car battery.
Guy: Yo dawg that subwoofer is the tits.
me: yea i no, its a german sheppard.
guy: Fo'shizzle.
me: you no it.
subwoofer by captain moose September 22, 2004

subwoofer 

Used to describe any person, male or female, who one considers less attractive than a dog.
Taxi driver at 3am referring to an ugly drunk who has thrown up all over the back seat and passed out:

"Got a fully sick subwoofer in the back bro"

subwoofer 

1) A large bass speaker
2) UK slang - A very very ugly bint even worse than a woofer.
No I didn't give her one. She was a complete sub-woofer
subwoofer by black flag May 30, 2004

subwoofer 

Dude! Did you hear the subwoofer on that Eldorado? Man, those wheels have some bad gas!
subwoofer by bytheocean September 29, 2010

subwoofer 

the thing that's shaking my house right now... US Audio 12" dual voice coil car sub
"sick mate, fucking loud subwoofer"
subwoofer by dangaz March 5, 2004

subwoofer 

Our pet subwoofer loves it when we put his collar on him.
subwoofer by Rick Mills September 8, 2004