According to Metro the Pet Shop Boy's musical "Closer to Heaven" was "Stonking! 4 stars!"
by Kaworu April 13, 2005
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1) a meme, usually said after gaining or losing money or anything valuable in a stupid way.

2) stock market but for memes, stonk market.
1. I paid $8 an hour to park at work, where I get paid $7.25 an hour. *Stonks*

2. Dave: did you hear about this meme? Bob: I heard it went up 76% in the stonk market
by Creepycat18_YT July 5, 2020
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"I just got 64 emeralds for 1 block of dirt in Minecraft"
"EPIC STONKS DUDEEEE"
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Teacher: They scheduled a fire drill today at 1:30
Roadman: Man said scheduled fire drill fam ARE YOU STONKED?!
by StonkeyDonkey December 23, 2020
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massively awesome, grandly great. not often used, not many things are hells-yeah enough to call for it.
R.Crumb girls (long haired, big legged, and pumpkin-assed), 63 Cadillacs, Led Zeppelin: where those overlap, that is the world of "stonking": one of my favorite words.
by schnoidl October 8, 2011
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