SSD 

Acronym used online for "Same shit, dude."

man: I hope President Obama wins over Mitt Romney!
wise man: SSD. It's like comparing a turd sandwich to a giant douche. The country is still fucked.

SSD by guerrillayogi September 9, 2012

SSD 

suck some dick

“did you hear that hannah wanna ssd”

SSD by hayaapeepz November 26, 2019

SSD 

Acronym for SO SICK DUDE. Used as a standalone phrase.

picture of Steve's bike Comment: SSD

SSD by Huck Machine December 3, 2013

SSD 

A "Solid State Dick". A dick that is always rock hard.

Brad: "Hey, how'd it go with Jenny last night?"
Chad: "It was amazing! She's amazing in bed...but I think I got a SSD now."

SSD by OrgasmicOnion June 10, 2019

SSD 

Slow, Sweet, and Dirty. Special combination of techniques for pleasing your chick.

Yesterday my girl was having a bad day so i gave her a little of the SSD. I finished her off with a real nice fuck rattle.

SSD by MikeCheezmar February 22, 2013

SSD 

Short/abbreviation for : SMASH...SPLASH AND DASH.

John/Jane:I gotta be at work early in the morning...so im going pull up, imma SSD...you cool with that ???

Jake/Jackey: Yeah...thats okay with me...c"mon!!!

SSD by whispersloudly February 23, 2021

SSD 

Suck
Sum
Dick

“Y’all tryna go SSD tonight”

SSD by Oodiegang August 28, 2019